Annoying words and phrases
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( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Why do people say "lets go to Tesco's" with an S on the end?
I find this to be an annoying phrase that I use myself.
Tesco isn't a person that owns the Tesco shop.
No one says "lets go to Asda's", do they?
I suppose Morrissons and Sainsburys are the correct names however...
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:42, 15 replies)
I find this to be an annoying phrase that I use myself.
Tesco isn't a person that owns the Tesco shop.
No one says "lets go to Asda's", do they?
I suppose Morrissons and Sainsburys are the correct names however...
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:42, 15 replies)
Let's all go to Tesco's
Where Herman buys his best clothes, la la la la, la la la la
;-)
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:45, closed)
Where Herman buys his best clothes, la la la la, la la la la
;-)
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:45, closed)
Asda's, yes..
Waitrose's no. Sounds silly. In related news, Cadbury. Cadbury's. Make your frigging mind up before you get sold to the yanks. oh.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:48, closed)
Waitrose's no. Sounds silly. In related news, Cadbury. Cadbury's. Make your frigging mind up before you get sold to the yanks. oh.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:48, closed)
In sort of related news
When was it decided that Nestle (pronounced Nessle) would be pronounced Neslay? It was pronounced Nessle when I was a little kid as in 'Nessle's Milky Bar' and all that.
Just another reason for me to hate them.
*shakes fist at the sky*
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:06, closed)
When was it decided that Nestle (pronounced Nessle) would be pronounced Neslay? It was pronounced Nessle when I was a little kid as in 'Nessle's Milky Bar' and all that.
Just another reason for me to hate them.
*shakes fist at the sky*
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:06, closed)
The Swiss founders of Nestlé, presumably
The accent is a helpful giveaway.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:16, closed)
The accent is a helpful giveaway.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:16, closed)
I've never heard it pronounced by anyone Swiss :-(
(Although, then it would be "Neshlay")
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:31, closed)
(Although, then it would be "Neshlay")
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:31, closed)
is it just me
or does Asda's sound like a mong disease. It's not his fault. He has Asda's.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:09, closed)
or does Asda's sound like a mong disease. It's not his fault. He has Asda's.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:09, closed)
It is a name
Tesco is an abbreviation of Tessa Cohen, who was the wife of Tesco founder Jack Cohen.
The name has just been shortened over the years. But people still remember it's a persons name and call it Tesco's.
Simple.
And wholly untrue.
He didn't have a wife called Tessa.
She was called "Cohen-Cohen Cohen".
Who was a distant relation to Mrs Doyle.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:15, closed)
Tesco is an abbreviation of Tessa Cohen, who was the wife of Tesco founder Jack Cohen.
The name has just been shortened over the years. But people still remember it's a persons name and call it Tesco's.
Simple.
And wholly untrue.
He didn't have a wife called Tessa.
She was called "Cohen-Cohen Cohen".
Who was a distant relation to Mrs Doyle.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:15, closed)
You silly sod
I've no idea why but this has me chortling and I can't stop.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:41, closed)
I've no idea why but this has me chortling and I can't stop.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:41, closed)
My mother is one of these people. Tescos, Asdas, Safeways (before it became Morrisons) - although for some reason Sainsburys would become Sainsbury.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:56, closed)
One of my old housemates
maintained that, while he was staying in Bristol on some course, the locals went beyond referring to Asda as Asda's (which everyone round here does without exception) and actually called it Asdul's. Fucking Asdul's? That said he didn't half talk a load of old cock sometimes.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:48, closed)
maintained that, while he was staying in Bristol on some course, the locals went beyond referring to Asda as Asda's (which everyone round here does without exception) and actually called it Asdul's. Fucking Asdul's? That said he didn't half talk a load of old cock sometimes.
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