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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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One morning I was particularly enjoying my brew, from the first short "it's still a bit hot" sips through the increasingly large gulps which were allowed to swirl pleasurably around the mouth before swallowing, and then arriving at the last mouthful, I closed my eyes, tilted back my head and slowy drained the cup, savouring every last lingering drop and remaining motionless for several moments afterwards.
When I opened my eyes I realised that my Mum had been in, and left some tissues that she'd wanked onto on the bedside table.
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:58, 15 replies)
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While you drank your tea, your mum had a wank, came into your room, and put the wanky rag on your bedside table?
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:03, closed)
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this story is absolutely outrageous. My friend told me the exact same thing.
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:25, closed)
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I think everyone has a 'friend of a friend' whose headphone-wearing mum came into their room and wanked quietly, but wasn't noticed because the friend of a friend' was drinking tea.
I call shenanigans
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:32, closed)
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unlike boys, who use socks.
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:16, closed)
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The same thing happened to me, only the ice cream van had run out.
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:56, closed)
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You mean she didn't take the opportunity to get some chili on your cock?!
Edit: Bah! Curse you JMW!
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, closed)
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... but I got it in the end.
Must be Friday post-lunch.
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:45, closed)
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*so I've heard*
( , Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:32, closed)
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Funny doesn't cover it.
( , Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:43, closed)
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