
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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First post, be gentle!
I am, for my sins, a gamer. I am also in my late teens.
One afternoon, late last summer, my boyfriend and I were doing our usual thing on World of Warcraft, no-life healing a raid. Amongst the usual spam of "OMG U N00B" over ventrillo, we were all told to take a 10 minute break.
Two half naked lovers, glistening in the early evening heat, look into each others eyes, and the inevitable happens. Yes! That's right, loud, rauchy, passionate sex on the sofa.
The heat was rising, the moans were getting louder, the passion building, then at the point of no return a little voice pipes up nervously from the computer, "Do you think they are done?".
Yes, we'd forgotten to turn ventrillo off.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:54, 47 replies)

to soften the effects of hearing it going on
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:08, closed)

I started to life tap myself and then rub my soulstones. I made my mount watch.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:00, closed)

Will you and your overly-cynical nature please just fuck right off?
Ta
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:45, closed)

is that it assumes that gamers know what sex sounds like.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:01, closed)

Of course we know what it sounds like! In the same way that we know what war sounds like because Hollywood makes films about war, right? Right.
( , Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:44, closed)

All stale sweat, old tshirts, rancid takeaway and mouldering jizzy hankies.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:04, closed)

You're quite right, except it was more like, old chinese, red wine, sweat and cats.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:06, closed)

In a red wine, and sweat sauce? Or maybe sweat was a typo, for sweet.
Sweet and sour cat, anyone?
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:25, closed)

Plus, make sure you hide your profile pics from your fellow gamers unless you want "OMG U NOOB" replaced by "OMG HAWTNESS".
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:57, closed)

That has no idea about all this World of Warcraft bollocks?
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:27, closed)

Dunno about a guild - Ive been a member here for a while, and when I saw this QotW I mentioned it to TTG because of that very incident, thought it would go well here this week.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:50, closed)

You can tell you've been playing WoW too much when your missus'es knickers are considered a rare drop.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:07, closed)

"So what should we raid tonight?"
"Ten Tiny Gnomes!!!!"
( , Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:07, closed)

Not because I think it's a particularly great story, mind, but because if it does win Amorous Badger might just die of apoplexy.
( , Thu 10 Jun 2010, 3:37, closed)
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