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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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were the rules about whether the jam or the cream went on first?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:10,
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Yes.Clearly the cream goes first.
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*family fortunes noise* the cream goes in the binclosely followed by the jam.
scones need butter. nothing else. just butter.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:32,
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But that wouldn't be a delicious Devonshire cream tea.It would be the sort of thing commoners from up north might eat.
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they can't afford butter up north. they eat margarine.
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FUCK DEVONa propur cream tea is jam then cream you heathen cunt.
'ansome
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That's the fucking Cornish way method.And those daft bastards don't even have any motorways.
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jesus love ... how much do you hate yourself?(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:37, closed)
hot scone with melted butter?come on, who wouldn't eat the shit out of that??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:45,
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The issue isn't eating that.The issue is preferring butter to clotted cream and jam.
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Butter AND jam AND cream. In that order. Followed by a defibrillator.
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A cheese scone with butter is the best. Stuff with fruit then a nice piece of Lancashire Tasty.Cream and jam, they are for POOFS!
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:48,
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Well lube me up, I must be a poof.Wait til I tell the Mrs. Mind=blown.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:51,
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Nice how you put yourself straight (pun intended) away into the role of submissive bottom. (
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:25,
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Yew shure do say the pwettiest things to a gal.I'm sure I've seen '1st submissive bottom' as a technical credit after a film.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:39,
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people who can afford jam(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:59, closed)
It's probably not even butter she's eating, but axle grease scraped from goods trucks stopped at the sidingsI imagine it's a bit Hunger Games over there.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:04,
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it'll be worse than thatit'll be low fat spread
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Hmmmm ...Almost as lush as shapers cottage cheese on a snack-a-jack
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Might as well eat polystyrene and reduce landfill while you're at it.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:36,
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With just a touch of hydrogenation catalyst to give it that buttery yellow.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:08,
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The colour is added (usually beta carotene)Pure hydrogenated vegetable fat is white.
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^margarine expert(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:33, closed)
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and some people say secondary education has become a complete fucking joke(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:42, closed)
Shit, really?I was hinting that leaving the Ni/SiO2 catalyst in place would have contributed to such metal decline as to subscribe to heretical beliefs w.r.t. scones.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:37,
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What metal decline?Doesn't make any sense.
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Fuck, are you one of those butter-only freaks as well then?(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:58,
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Jam is grossFuck your glistening period fruits
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:57,
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Was the glistening period just after the golden age or something?(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:03,
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Jam is just fruit and sugar.Fruit.
And sugar.
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Just for the avoidance of doubtYou are a massive fucking foodwrong. How you can be so picky when YHHPCCIYM is quite beyond me.
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To be fair, that is the penis equivalent of a dry scone with all the joy of jam and cream taken away(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:01, closed)
'Going Cornish' is where a mod lubes up a dog with clotted cream.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:08,
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And thenfucks his own sister through his mother's mouth.
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