Celebrating the gaz I just got from Dr. Shambolic.
[mod edit: yes it's creepy, but we're removing this for eveyone's sake]

Cause that's not creepy or threatening in any way shape or form.
(spl00sh!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:21, 33 replies)

Here's a win-win for everyone.
You live in WA, right? Take some time off of here, grab your snorkel and go looking for the remains of MH370. Come back with a black box and suddenly you're a hero. Go fetch.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:34, closed)

That or just stop living in denial.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:16, closed)

Jesus, man. Elephant in the room, ok?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:18, closed)

Come on guys - there's not a single punch been thrown yet!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:43, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamKl-su8PE
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:44, closed)

REF!
Deletion!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:57, closed)

Dude, prolly some heavy-handed modding right there.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:00, closed)

They do seem a lot more concerned with Rob Fairholme's address than they do with NSFW pictures.
It's almost as if Rob Fairholme has the b3ta report abuse email address in his favourites or something.
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:01, closed)

If only Rob were around to save us.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:03, closed)

The other Rob, that is.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:04, closed)

I heard he's just written a hilarious usvsth3m quiz that'll tell you whether you have red hair or not.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:04, closed)

I expect to see it ripped off on other far more popular quiz-based websites soon.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:05, closed)

As long as they remember not to credit back to the source.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:05, closed)

They might do it out of charity.
It wouldn't do to kill of all of your content generation in one go.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:08, closed)

now I'm not suggesting that rob is an undead cult leader
but in that group waving photograph he is quite clearly wearing a latex mask over his rotten skull face
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:14, closed)

I guess under that mask
he looks like the guy wanted for questioning over the disappearance of a certain small child in Portugal.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:16, closed)

Shambo shitting himself.
EDIT: I do have screencaps.
(spl00sh!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:02, closed)

screenshots of you posting Rob Fairholme's personal details on b3ta?
you should send them to the Mods and get yourself banned
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:32, closed)

Hang on - I'm confused now
Which one of you is Brian of Nazareth?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:40, closed)

The argument has gone through generations of sock puppets
as each account was banned to the point where the current combatants don't remember what the argument was about. The next generation of sock puppets will clearly be doomed to a tragic /murder suicide pact.
Ah, wait. No, that's Shakespeare.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:10, closed)

It doesn't have the same resonance as it used to have and well it takes a very disturbed mind to
think this is a personal victory of some sorts. How low is their self-esteem?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:57, closed)

As low
as their dignity
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:24, closed)

Hmmm. I lost all dignity when I shat myself when wearing white trousers at the Wham farewell concert at wembley.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:24, closed)

No, you lost all dignity by going to the Wham farewell concert.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:25, closed)

Fuck off, you know I only went because thought I could cop off with John.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:25, closed)

Are you gay?
I had no fucking idea.
(SlantedScience, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:25, closed)

Ssh.
It's a secret.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:27, closed)

Hey I would be interested in seeing these.
It appears that Shambles is basically a total and utter failure that should have been aborted or wiped on a curtain.

And I do like it when he gets mad.


I enjoy it even more watching the wretched sad folk protect him.

Mods are totally Shite.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:20, closed)

I take great pride in the knowledge that I can look down on literally everyone else on this board.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:51, closed)

alright bolaji badejo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:55, closed)

I am dripping with KY, yes.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:08, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 1:21, closed)

New ladder?

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 11:41, closed)

Have I wandered into /talk?

( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:08, closed)

alright thread.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:08, closed)

fuck off dozer alright morning JMG's fault no fat chicks alright

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:10, closed)

And for the /board version
wooyayhoopla black-and-white faceswap please oh god please buy my shit off my website I'm a real artist newsletter subjectlols
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:13, closed)

cartoon underage furry porn is OK

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:15, closed)

Given the lifespan of a cat, JJ is clearly up for a Yewtreeing.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:17, closed)

/links
Dubstep dubstep dubstep racist video conspiracy cats mind=blown
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:27, closed)

Jew lover

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:50, closed)

I think everone who ever got a gaz from one of your incarnations should post the message received
from you. Of course, that would be wrong but it would prove once and for all who is the deranged creepy one.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:46, closed)

Dr shambles hands down

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:39, closed)

No, seriously, RF is a proper wrong'un.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:23, closed)

true dat.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:26, closed)

I wasn't around during his reign
Is there a thread anywhere that would give me an insight into RF?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:02, closed)

but he still walks amongst us.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:09, closed)

He's like a slightly less dull version of you

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 28 Sep 2014, 21:56, closed)

Yeah you bloody twit

(Andrew Avetoom, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 22:03, closed)

This isn't Highlander
There can be more than one scary internet mental
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 11:26, closed)

^Case in point

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 11:49, closed)

Fuck off you fat sweaty boring cunt.
It's burger time.
(immadme, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 5:49, closed)

Fuck off you fat sweaty boring cunt stop
It's burger Hammer
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:17, closed)

^This
made me lol a lot more than it should really
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:18, closed)

Yeah... it didn't make any sense to me either,
but once thought of, it couldn't not be done.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:06, closed)