Compliments
The quickest way to charm a lady are nuanced/unnuanced compliments and lies.

OMG what is that perfume?

I love the way your hair catches the sunlight.

WOW the lights in the club make your eyes look like starlight.

I love the way your grin/smile shows the perfect structure of your face.

HEY, you must have a rich dad with designer gear like that.

Your jewellery is so understated but sparkles in a way that catches everybody's eye.

You know (insert name, and look into her eyes and say in a deep voice) the way to a woman's heart is between her eyes, through words and gestures.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:22, 10 replies)

...and
that really works for you?

I have serious doubts!
(dchurch bah, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:35, closed)

What works for you?
PS: You got to talk between compliments/lies
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:43, closed)

Yeah but
"You must have a rich dad." Who are you chatting up, for heaven's sake? How about "you must get a lot of pocket money" - do you think that might work?
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:51, closed)

You are reading my mind, I think.
I thought the same thing.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:13, closed)

They work on 100% of chav girls.

( Grampa, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:55, closed)

eeew
a bloke complimented me on my shoes once so i assumed he was gay.
( gypsy turnips, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:48, closed)

I'm glad it works for you, but if a guy said any of those things to me, I'd automatically assume one of three things:

One. He's joking.
Two. He's the cheesiest cheesefest in the world.
Three. He's greeeasy and to be avoided as he only wants in your pants.

Compliments have to be sincere and realistic! If you told me that strobe clublights made my eyes look like starlight, I'd tell you to be on your way to Specsavers to get tested for glaucoma.

Still, I'm glad it works for you! :D
(becky_bubbles, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:05, closed)

Agreed
Which is why when a girl laughs at your cheezy chatup line it doesn't necessarily mean she's laughing _at_ you, she may well be really really hoping that you're joking and is laughing _with_ you. A good clue is whether she walks away or not :)
(xanthine, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:27, closed)

"the way to a woman's heart is between her eyes, through words and gestures."
So you want me to poke her in the eyes?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:02, closed)

with your John Thomas

(TheColonel, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:44, closed)