
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I don't think wasps are even remotely popular. They are universally hated, loathed and despised, but i once saw one land on a pal's shoulder and use him as a picnic table while it quickly and efficiently dismembered and consumed an Ant. Which was cool.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:52, closed)

I currently have an insect factory in the loft. Waiting for it to get colder - much colder - so I can annihilate the verminous, stripy, shitfuckers.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:23, closed)

do it at night.
All the evil winged buggers go back to the nest and cling on so you know you can get them all in 1 go.
Easy.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 2:19, closed)

I hate seeing something die, but wasps? I take great pleasure in killing them, the more torturous the better.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:32, closed)

...my five-year-old son that the correct response to the siting of a wasp in close proximity to you is to shout "JAAAASSSSPPPPEEEERRRR!!!" as loud as you can and flail your arms around in the air.
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:44, closed)

I seem to attract the fuzzy fuckers. I was working at a gift shop one summer, and this same little bastard just kept FLYING IN MY FACE AND MAKING ME JUMP.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:53, closed)

where they hover an inch in front of you face like some impetuous chav forcing you into a surprise limbo maneuver. Why do the do this!? What are they trying to obtain!?
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:57, closed)
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