i'm not really a control freak, in fact i'm much more on the lazy bitch end of the spectrum, but it is essential that things are on odd numbers
little things, like the tv volume.

this can get really awkward if you're with someone who has the opposite problem and has to have them on even numbers (more common than you'd think, the weirdos). or if it's someone else's house. it's hard to surreptitiously lean on the remote and raise or lower the volume by just a notch...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 9:52, 20 replies)

Odd numbers? Eugh.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:04, closed)

Don't you have the problem where one number is too quiet and the next number up is too loud?

( .Yeti., Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:22, closed)

I cannot imagine a television set ever being loud enough to cover MsSwipes conversation level.
This observation is without merit and based on very little.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:43, closed)

you don't talk in front of the television, you ghastly pilchard
you drink vodka and eat chocolate in front of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:44, closed)

^Another lonely alcoholic.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 18:23, closed)

it's more tragic than that
i'm not much of a drinker. it's really just neat evian :((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:16, closed)

and you profess to not liking real honest bitter artisanal chocolate but prefer milk choco vegetable fat

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:34, closed)

Fuck yeah
Arti's anal chocolate can't compare to the charms of the milky bar kid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:37, closed)

be whisky and pension talk next. such has qotw become

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 20:09, closed)

fuck off dozer
/ac
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:43, closed)

Bad news
That's post 2401601
( Newington, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 15:25, closed)

But if the TV has an even number of speakers then the combined sound of the 2 odd numbers will be an even number

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 16:57, closed)

And, moreover
volume 27 on my Hitachi is the same as volume 10 on my Sony. Then if I use the Sony in conjunction with the Humax box, each of which have their own controllers, modifying a Humax volume 17 with a Sony 8 would require a deep understanding of Mathematics to have any idea if the output was "odd" or "even". So like any OCD pursuit of perfection or symmetry, this is futile.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:40, closed)

You two made my head hurt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:38, closed)

I'm not surprised TBH

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:54, closed)

don't ever get a BMW...
...with the dual zone climate control. Had to have it on the same (even) number each side, to the point where I'd have difficulty concentrating if it wasn't. Used to drive the wife nuts.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 20:13, closed)

Better to drive your BMW

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:15, closed)

Given that my current and nicest ever car is a 12 year old 120k Picasso
The chances of me owning a BMW of any kind other than Dinky are absolute zero. So obviously your tale of agitation elicits very little sympathy from me.

Jealousy, yes; sympathy, no....
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:40, closed)

How do you know what the volume is set at when you are at someone else's house?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:28, closed)

it only bothers me if i see it
otherwise i don't think about it. it's just when the numbers appear on the screen, or if you have the kind of car stereo that shows the number (fortunately mine doesn't). shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:43, closed)