Groupy guppy gropey.
I went to Skegness in a rocket ship and did a piss on the Queen.
We we're exactly the same age at the time due to me travelling at the speed of light.
And this is probably the nearest thing to the truth you will read in this weeks Dear Deidre QOTW.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:05, 39 replies)

And the Barrymore Award for Unfunniest Cunt of the Year goes to

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, closed)

GloriaHull!
Congrats Gloria.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)

*high fives*

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)

Did you see how I straight up pwnt them by flipping their own wit against them?
OH MAN, that's one for the bookmarks.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:18, closed)

It worked for me.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:08, closed)

FREAK.
*points*
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:10, closed)

Although, in reality, if you're happy that's all that's important.
Go you.
Even if it is more than likely another QOTW lie.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:12, closed)

trade pics?
s2r
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:13, closed)

If you hate QOTW so much
Why do you bother looking at it?

I mean - really?

Is it some sort of superiority complex or something?

Only there's some sarcastic comment from you every week - it's like you've got a point to prove.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, closed)

Yes you have to wonder why he keeps coming back for more? Surely not for the stories? If not... what?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:15, closed)

are you too dumb to use the correct reply button?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:34, closed)

To be honest I couldn't give a fuck - anyway it makes no difference the sentiment applies either way...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:37, closed)

QOTW---I---------------------TRUE
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:15, closed)

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
STOP SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER, IT'S LIKE MY PARENTS DIVORCE ALL OVER AGAIN.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT,IT'S NOT MY FAULT,IT'S NOT MY FAULT,IT'S NOT MY FAULT,IT'S NOT MY FAULT,IT'S NOT MY FAULT,IT'S NOT MY FAULT,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)

It was.
They told me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:06, closed)

YOU FAAAAKING LIAR!
I was there and you only did an eggy pump on her.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)

IF YOU HATE QOTW SO MUCH
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND LIVE THERE?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)

BARK! BARK! BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:19, closed)

Wanna cyber?
14/f/edinburgh
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:20, closed)

Mum?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:27, closed)

^
FTW
(Kip, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:50, closed)

It's at times like this when I put aside my hatred of baldmonkey and instead decide to like baldmonkey.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:20, closed)

Baldmonkey for head of the dept of works and pensions!
Rathen for mod!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:22, closed)

( . )( . )

(IWishFrizWasDead, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:21, closed)

You complete and utter bloody cunt drip.
STOP BEING MEAN TO QOTW

Yeah!?

I think I scared him off, ha, we've shown him.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:27, closed)

Here's me banging my underage sister.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN8W77tyfTE
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:28, closed)

Well that was disappointingly not you banging your underage sister.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:30, closed)

Bloody IS
I've got a bag on my head, it IS me.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:31, closed)

well done

(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:29, closed)

Oooooh!
it's the retards day out!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:36, closed)

Says 'Fuckarma'

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:38, closed)

I rest my case
thanks for that contribution Mike.

Now give us a wave so your carer can put you back on the bus with the other window lickers
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:43, closed)

Says 'Fuckarma'

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:49, closed)

I go back to my first post
.
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:06, closed)

I think you should bury your head in a bucket of minge.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:08, closed)

Zzzzzzzz
I've seen this type of post many times before and it hasn't gotten any better with age.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, closed)

Oh, *yawns*
Wow, I'm going to bed now.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:20, closed)

Well...
...it made me laugh! (but not out loud, it's not that good.)
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:11, closed)