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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Not a gadget, exactly...
I bought a copy of "Getting Things Done" by David Allen.

I'm sure it's a great book, but I just haven't been able to find the time to read it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:15, 38 replies)
I've got that as well.
Same problem.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:49, closed)
I've got a book on the paranormal
I didn't buy it, it just appeared one day.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:15, closed)
do you have a copy of the album you pinched that from?
I've been looking for it for years... 'Live at Jongleurs'

(Paul "Someone has dug a tunnel from E-wing to the back of my fridge" Merton, no?)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:46, closed)
I've also got a book on Feng Shue
It's a good read, but it takes ages to get it exactly right on the bookshelf
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:16, closed)
I've got a book about Christianity
God knows where it came from.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:21, closed)
I've got one on altruism
but i need to read it to someone else first
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:38, closed)
I have a self help on to overcome my selfish nature.
No, you can't borrow it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:47, closed)
I went to a bookshop
and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help books?"

She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:18, closed)
I had one on improving your memory
but i put it somewhere...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:19, closed)
I had 'How to lose weight fast'
but I left it in Pizza Hut.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:30, closed)
I've got a copy of "Be More Optimistic Today!"
I've not read it, it's probably rubbish and wouldn't help
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:35, closed)
I read a book once.
It was green.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:40, closed)
Ah, I knew I knew that from somewhere... had to google it
Now naff off.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:44, closed)
*chortle*
you orrible little scrote
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:46, closed)
Green..
...it was.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:20, closed)
I had a book on how to lose weight
But I ate it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:51, closed)
Joking aside
Mrs Duck bought a copy of "I can make you thin" by Paul McKenna at a car boot sale, we keep it with the 40+ cook books we also own.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57, closed)
I've just finished a book in three months.
I was proud of myself, it said on the front 3-5 years.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:04, closed)
I've got a book on sexual perversion
I've never read it, but I like to slam it shut on my penis.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:23, closed)
I have a book called
'Bad Jokes about book titles'
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:55, closed)
I had a book on Masturbation
but I tossed it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:44, closed)
I bought a book On finding the perfect wife
I left it on the shelf.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:51, closed)
I tried to download an ebook called "The Dummie's Guide to Being Safe on the Internet" from Amazon.
But it got click-jacked to here.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:04, closed)
I wrote a book and tried to pimp it on the internet
with no regard to the wishes of anybody else. Because I'm an arrogant twunt.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:17, closed)
I've got a book on levitation
I can't put it down.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:26, closed)
I got a book on Leibniz
but I can't get past page 3.141579...
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:40, closed)
I got a book about the Boston Strangler
It was gripping
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:17, closed)
fuck me, I just read a great book about Nymphomania

(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:06, closed)
I'm ashamed to say I've got a massive book of bestiality
it's the dog's bollocks.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:07, closed)
I picked up a book about kleptomania.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:07, closed)
I was going to get a book about arachnaphobia
instead I read about it on the web.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:08, closed)
my book about insomnia
sent me to sleep.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:08, closed)
I also bought a book about Zeno of Elea...
...but I can never quite finish it.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:43, closed)
Just got Chopper Harris's biography.
Only available in hardback
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:31, closed)
I got a book about the history of cots
It totally rocks
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:36, closed)
I bought 47,329 books about poker
Now I've got a full house
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:36, closed)
My brother bought me a book about Satanism
It's wicked
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, closed)
Got a book about curing sick pets
I can't put it down
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:42, closed)

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