Crap Gadgets
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Not a gadget, exactly...
I bought a copy of "Getting Things Done" by David Allen.
I'm sure it's a great book, but I just haven't been able to find the time to read it.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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I've got that as well.
Same problem.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:49,
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I've got a book on the paranormal
I didn't buy it, it just appeared one day.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:15,
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do you have a copy of the album you pinched that from?
I've been looking for it for years... 'Live at Jongleurs'
(Paul "Someone has dug a tunnel from E-wing to the back of my fridge" Merton, no?)
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:46,
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I've also got a book on Feng Shue
It's a good read, but it takes ages to get it exactly right on the bookshelf
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:16,
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I've got a book about Christianity
God knows where it came from.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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I've got one on altruism
but i need to read it to someone else first
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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:38,
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I have a self help on to overcome my selfish nature.
No, you can't borrow it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:47,
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I went to a bookshop
and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help books?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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I had one on improving your memory
but i put it somewhere...
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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:19,
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I had 'How to lose weight fast'
but I left it in Pizza Hut.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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I've got a copy of "Be More Optimistic Today!"
I've not read it, it's probably rubbish and wouldn't help
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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I read a book once.
It was green.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:40,
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Ah, I knew I knew that from somewhere... had to google it
Now naff off.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:44,
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*chortle*
you orrible little scrote
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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Green..
...it was.
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dchurch bah, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:20,
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I had a book on how to lose weight
But I ate it.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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Joking aside
Mrs Duck bought a copy of "I can make you thin" by Paul McKenna at a car boot sale, we keep it with the 40+ cook books we also own.
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:57,
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I've just finished a book in three months.
I was proud of myself, it said on the front 3-5 years.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:04,
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I've got a book on sexual perversion
I've never read it, but I like to slam it shut on my penis.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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I have a book called
'Bad Jokes about book titles'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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I had a book on Masturbation
but I tossed it.
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CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:44,
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I bought a book On finding the perfect wife
I left it on the shelf.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:51,
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I tried to download an ebook called "The Dummie's Guide to Being Safe on the Internet" from Amazon.
But it got click-jacked to here.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:04,
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I wrote a book and tried to pimp it on the internet
with no regard to the wishes of anybody else. Because I'm an arrogant twunt.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:17,
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I've got a book on levitation
I can't put it down.
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Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:26,
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I got a book on Leibniz
but I can't get past page 3.141579...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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I got a book about the Boston Strangler
It was gripping
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:17,
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fuck me, I just read a great book about Nymphomania
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:06,
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I'm ashamed to say I've got a massive book of bestiality
it's the dog's bollocks.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:07,
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I picked up a book about kleptomania.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:07,
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I was going to get a book about arachnaphobia
instead I read about it on the web.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:08,
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my book about insomnia
sent me to sleep.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 8:08,
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I also bought a book about Zeno of Elea...
...but I can never quite finish it.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:43,
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Just got Chopper Harris's biography.
Only available in hardback
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:31,
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I got a book about the history of cots
It totally rocks
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Mystery_Machine, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:36,
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I bought 47,329 books about poker
Now I've got a full house
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Mystery_Machine, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:36,
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My brother bought me a book about Satanism
It's wicked
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Mystery_Machine, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39,
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Got a book about curing sick pets
I can't put it down
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Mystery_Machine, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:42,
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