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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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microwave omelette maker from betterware
i should have known better, i really should.
i followed the instructions precisely, eager to taste the omeletty goodness that would soon be mine.
now, i may be wrong here, but i'm pretty sure omelettes shouldn't be able to double as discuses.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:13, 10 replies)
Is making an omlette really so arduous
that it needs a gadget to facilitate it?

That said, I have a microwave bacon plate (also from betterware), that only sees use when I want a) slightly soggy bacon, cooked slightly quicker than usual, and b) to not get the grill/frying pan mucky (ie. almost never).
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:15, closed)
i'd only just moved into my first flat
and hadn't had the cooker connected yet
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:19, closed)
bacon plate
I got one of those in poundland and use it all the time. Probably because I don't like brown crispy greasy bacon or the house to smell of frying pan all day.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:36, closed)
Fried bacon is best, as you can then fry bread in the resultant fat.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:41, closed)
you can also hear your arteries cry

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:46, closed)
I block out the sound
with cholestrol. It leaks out of my ears.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:50, closed)
it's good cholesterol
but it spreads like bad cholesterol!
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:17, closed)
We don't all have enlarged hearts, you know.

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, closed)
no some of us have enlarged breasticls instead
and with that i am going of to bed to fondle my bacon enhanced moobs until i cant take any more and end up covered in white sticky goo

mmmm bacon BACON
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:12, closed)
bacon'll sort that out

(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:16, closed)

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