Somebody is gonna have a creepy granny in about 40 years
...assuming it ever breeds


( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:59, 26 replies)

Would.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:23, closed)

It's gonna be another place to put it...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:41, closed)

mmmmm
skull buggery
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:43, closed)

it still amazes me that people do this,
I've got loads of tattoos but they're all hidden behind clothing unless I wish them not to be, that ear's going to be difficult to hide if required. I certainly wouldn't employ the owner, not sure if that's discrimination or not?
(Kip, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:44, closed)

Yes it is discrimination.
Why would you not employ them based on their choice of body adornment? It seems more than a little ironic coming from someone who is heavily tattooed, which, Shirley, at the very least is a sign of independent-mindedness, if not open rebellion against their perception of societal norms.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:55, closed)

"independent-mindedness"?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:59, closed)

Sorry - I didn't mean actual, I meant self-perceived independent mindeness.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:00, closed)

So.
As much use as self-perceived intelligence, talent or beauty, then?

If yes, please watch every second of the opening rounds of Britain's Got Talent, X Factor, and any number of other demonstrations of illusory superiority
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:34, closed)

in a retail enviroment like mine it wouldn't be greatly received by my customers
I'm all for expression but there's a limit surely?
(Kip, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:59, closed)

I absolutely agree.
Which is why I won't allow anyone ugly, badly dressed, or too tall or short to work on my shop floor.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:02, closed)

haha...

(Kip, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:10, closed)

and don't call me Shirley!

(Kip, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:30, closed)

Could be worse.
Could be this guy:


( .Yeti., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:03, closed)

jeez... Looks like the borg got hold of one of the creatures from "Mac and Me"...

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:05, closed)

Why would anyone want to look like Droopy the Dog?
He doesn't look vewy vewy haaapy.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:06, closed)

Hahaha!

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:12, closed)

wtf is that?

(Kip, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:10, closed)

He's bloody stupid.
I've always looked on piercings and stretching as adornment and this just makes him look like an idiot.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:52, closed)

KILL IT WITH HAMMERS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:54, closed)

bolk
what do you think happens when he sneezes. do they pop out
(phe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:08, closed)

+40 years worth of gravity

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:17, closed)

You can easily get them stitched up nowadays.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:51, closed)

Very handy for when you finally realise what a prick you look like.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:53, closed)

I happen to like stretched lobes but I only went up to 11mm so they would stretch back down if I wanted to, which I did.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:58, closed)

A sensible approach.
Personally, I hate the things. But then I don't like tattoos or brussel sprouts either.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:04, closed)

I fucking love
Sprouts. Disagreeing, online.
(Bababoon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:06, closed)