Doctor Who, the end of Human Nature / Family of Blood
Where they turn up at the war memorial at the end, and the kid who got the glimpse of his own future and helped his friends survive the war is now an old man wrapped in a thick coat in a wheelchair with a rug over his lap - and he recognises them, and waves, and smiles - and for a moment I remember standing out in the damp chill of a Sunday morning by the war memorial in our village every year, and get just the smallest sense of what these men endured and what they did it for, and it is very, very humbling.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:33, 6 replies)

Titanic.
When it sinks and he dies.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:27, 18 replies)

Robocop
Getting the crap shot out of him by the police and the army. In the proper Robocop that is and not the crap remake
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:20, 9 replies)

The ending to Anal Angels #6
When she farts out his spooge.
( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:18, 6 replies)

After his death, I read my father's diaries from his time in Burma during WW2
Very hard going.
In his early twenties he was part of the kind of unit that wasn't spoken about at the time and is almost completely written out of the official histories. They didn't carry a medic, didn't take prisoners and didn't leave wounded. Could the man that did these awful things be the same one who taught me to read, to ride a bike and play chess? The same man that had a deep love of music and poetry?
So, what makes me cry? Looking at his Burma Star. I miss the old bugger. Every day.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:16, 8 replies)

I went through a whole pack of tissues at the end of 'The Notebook'.
Best wank I've had in ages.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:45, 4 replies)

Watership Down
When Elahrairah comes to take Hazel.
I still get upset at this scene.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Aug 2014, 1:01, 2 replies)

That bit in Happy Days where the Fonz nudges the Juke Box and Big Girls Don't Cry comes on and Arnold pulls that face and then Richie grows a beard and makes that film with that guy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 22:33, 1 reply)

When I think of what the mods did to these innocent dogs my eyes start to well up

( Zuowan, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 15:13, 2 replies)

When my uncle touches me in my special place.

( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 14:41, 2 replies)

The Italian Job
The real one with Michael Caine not the crap remake.

The bit where the E-Type gets trashed and pushed over a cliff.
(deadpidge, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:32, 1 reply)

Our cat's just had to be put down
In the rush to get her to the emergency vet I trapped my foreskin in my fly.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:28, 3 replies)

Planes, Trains and Automobiles
I love this film. Really, really love it. But I remember watching it with my wife, and her being astonished by how upset I was when it's revealed that Del Griffith has no family and no home. I mean like proper unable to speak crying. She thought there was something genuinely wrong with me, which I suppose in some ways there is. Just the idea of someone being so utterly alone makes me cry like a baby every time.

Also the bit in Groundhog Day where Bill Murray's character realises that there's nothing he can do to prevent the old homeless guy dying, and the way he tries to make a difference to his last day to ensure that he's not completely alone.

I think I might be terrified of dying alone.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

3 cartoons, 3 other films... and getting kicked in the balls.
It's a Wonderful Life
Crash of Silence
Life is Beautiful
When The Wind Blows
Grave of the Fireflies
Up

I'm just a big girl's blouse I suppose.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 10:48, 1 reply)

Schindlers List
I'm not often moved, but this movie really brought home the tragedy, when I thought about all those poor german soldiers receiving inferior munitions
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 10:41, 6 replies)

The carnival is over
When I was 6 or 7 I used to well up at the sound of any Seekers song. Fortunately my older brother managed to cure this by repeated humiliation and beatings.
(mudskipper, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 7:17, 2 replies)

I'm a man. Therefore I DON'T cry.
I will however fake crying, on demand, for EVIL FUCKING SCARECROW when they play Blacken The Everything live.
FEEL MY PAVIN!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:31, 7 replies)

rob fairholme makes me cry
when he floods qotw with sockpuppets and is so whiny and argumentative that it's immediately obvious it's him.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 21:22, 14 replies)

I never cried when my mother died
and it's been a long time since I cried during a disingenuous and manipulative movie.
Except of course just after we had to put down the cat.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:40, 7 replies)

If you're a man and you don't cry at the end of Gladiator...
He goes to his murdered wife and kid in the afterlife. ARE YOU FUCKING DEAD INSIDE OR SOMETHING?
( cupboardy, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:34, 8 replies)

I cried when Adric died
Because I never got the chance to fuck him up the bum.

And now my TARDIS is fucked I can't even go back in time to have sex with him!

Anway I'#m over it now as I am female I don't fancy him.

I've got the total hots for Romana though - both of them! Ooh! Imagine me, both Romana's, and River Song, in a 4-way Time Lord lez orgie! Ooh! OOH! OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

LAIGH8RZ SWEETEE'S!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 14:54, 1 reply)

QOTW

(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:31, Reply)

This question is now closed.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 10:01, Reply)

I'm crying because I don't know who anybody is any more.
And I've tried so, so hard.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:50, 4 replies)

When I gulp a beer and a giant bubble goes down my esophagus

(drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 3:30, Reply)

looking at my todger in a mirror.

( PooPants, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 2:02, 9 replies)