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My parents sent me an axe for my birthday and Fed-Ex just delivered it about ten minutes ago. I turned the box upside down to get it out and it bounced out of the box, blade first, landing in my floorboards and narrowly missing my delicate little toes. I really must stop this cavalier attitude to sharp, pointy tools.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:09, 18 replies)

An axe?
For your birthday?
Do you live several hundred years ago?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:12, closed)

Hehe
Knowing Fedex, they probably sent it a few hundred years ago.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:15, closed)

CLose enough.
My birthday was over a week ago.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:16, closed)

No,
as it has a fibreglass handle. If I live several hundred years ago it'd be wooden.

I've got a pile of firewood to chop, though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:16, closed)

"if I lived several hundred yers ago"
I thought you were that old?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:19, closed)

You're confusing me
with your mum. You can tell us apart because I'm the one you've never shagged.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:22, closed)

Well, you're both ginger
but you're more flexible than she is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:25, closed)

hold on a second...
"my parents sent me an axe for my birthday"

....so how much is therapy costing...?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:25, closed)

therapy is free on the NHS
on account of me being officially a mentalist.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:33, closed)

Now with added axe.
Arf.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:54, closed)

I daren't reply with any sarcasm
as you have an axe...!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:00, closed)

All Work And No Play Make Crackhouseceilidhband A Dull Girl
All Work And No Play Make Crackhouseceilidhband A Dull Girl
All Work And No Play Make Crackhouseceilidhband A Dull Girl
All Work And No Play Make Crackhouseceilidhband A Dull Girl
All Work And No Play Make Crackhouseceilidhband A Dull Girl
All Work And No Play Make Crackhouseceilidhband A Dull Girl
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:48, closed)

what


a girl ?

with an axe ?

someones birthday ?

no no no this doesn't add up at all . .
(The Cats Twat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:53, closed)

Mammy and Pappy CHCB...
...clearly have a great line in practical presents
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:28, closed)

Presents
I bought my girlfriend an axe for Christmas.

She had no idea -


( scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:08, closed)

I got bike handlebars for Christmas.
I didn't guess.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:10, closed)

Jesus
thats a great post, cheers! click!
( SpankyHanky, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 19:17, closed)

This might be rude
But can we see a picture of your toes?
(Zutroy started without you, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:44, closed)