Good work Mrs Liveinabin
you're doing great!
(Fluent In Bentish Living in Scatman's World, tis being fun!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:13, Reply)

Pooflake
might do yet!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Mrs Liveinabin...

You're right. It hasn't worked
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:10, Reply)

Trying to get the last post
because I'm bored. Bet it won't work.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:10, Reply)

I'm going
to listen to celion dion until the question changes in an experiment to see how sympathetic B3ta is
(Fluent In Bentish Living in Scatman's World, tis being fun!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:08, 6 replies)

Can someone give them a prod...

and wake the buggers up?

I've got to go home in a minute...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:08, Reply)

Im so bored at work..
That ive just tried getting myself purposly stuck in the lift. Its a great excuse to not be at my desk or going round sorting peoples PCs out with their very boring problems.

How does one get stuck in a lift?
I tried jumping up and down furiously. Tried holding the doors shut when it arrived. but it didnt work. Theyre built well these days :(
(Miggyman, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:08, 1 reply)

Back when we were nippers
My friend decided do carry out an experiment of his own in English.

When the teacher left the classroom, he wrote;

CUNT
pass it on

in big letters on a sheet of A4, just to see if people would pass it on.


They did.

Right up to the last kid, sitting next to the door, and subsequently the teacher who came back in through that same door.

The ensuing punishments that day were a major blow to science...
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Please excoricate my flesh!
AAAAARRRGH!




LAST
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Experiment in telekinesis…

*Closes eyes*

*Tries to change the QOTW using the power of his mind*

*nnnnnngggrrrrr*

*spurts*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:06, Reply)

ok Rob et al
experiment over


change the QOTW



please?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:03, Reply)

For the love of chips...
...make this the last!
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:00, Reply)

What...
is the best word? Is it growler?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:00, 12 replies)

Oh My God!
I've just received a text that my last girlfriend is running round with nothing on her bottom half, throwing Polo's at anyone who drives past.

It's my...Pant-less Ex-spree-mints

I'm sorry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, 1 reply)

I once carried out a pseudo-scientific study, which was no use to anyone
I suppose you could call it...a pointless experiment.
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, Reply)

right if this is the way to go
I knew a certain filming company who went bankrupt then got blown up by some muslim extremists
it's now a pound-less ex-paramount

last
(Freddles, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:58, Reply)

a friend and I
spent some time trying to throw things at e each other across a small body of water.

That was our pond-mess experiment


poor, I know
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:58, Reply)

Stop
Okay. That's enough.
(Stop Bloody Antivirus Pro 2009, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:57, 1 reply)

Went to the
garden and back i thought the earth gods may bless us and change the question

turns out they didnt

pointless experiment
(Fluent In Bentish Living in Scatman's World, tis being fun!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, 1 reply)

Inadvertent Experiment
Last night, the pissed up MsDchurch managed to snap off the door handle to the bedroom, and in doing so impaled her wrist on it, resulting in a call to the ambulance service.

They didn't have one, but did send a bloke in a car who tidied up her bloody wrist.

Then, whilst I was asleep, she shut the door, meaning that this morning I couldn't open it from the inside (we're on the 4th floor, so no jumping out the window).

The experiment was to see just how long my bowels could hold out before I could get the door open.

Result: not very long. I had to crap on a dinner plate left over from a few nights before from a midnight snack.

Nice.
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, Reply)

I normally refuse
To take part in these futile, bandwidth-wasting hours. But I think I might cry soon.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:55, Reply)

what about
The nudist polo who used to be in the army

Pant-less Ex-Para-mint


*live edit rules*
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, Reply)

.
blah blah blah blah

A poignant ex-ferry tent, something like that.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:53, Reply)

I restarted my computer
to see if the QOTW would change.

It didn't.

A pointless experiment indeed









last
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:52, 2 replies)

.
I was in the pub the other day enjoying a delicious glass of pear cider. Suddenly, my friend dropped a murray mint into it!

I fished it out, whence it became:

A PINT-LESS EX-PERRY MINT.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, 1 reply)

For fucks sake
change the sodding question
or i actually will rape you in teh botty


subtlelast
(Freddles, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, Reply)

How about…

So Les Dennis decided to track down the secret of the lost ancient art of juggling with balls on ropes (or Poi, as it’s known as)

On his quest he took a bottle of Cider made with pears instead of apples that used to belong to Amanda Holden, and a packet of Polos

They were his 'Poi-hunt-Les Ex-Perry Mints'


Phew.

Last?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, 11 replies)

I've heard that if you
click this link, the QOTW changes.
(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, 4 replies)

Frank
make it 10 second be fair.... :)
(Fluent In Bentish Living in Scatman's World, tis being fun!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:47, Reply)

OK
Five more. I mean it
(frankspencer, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:46, 1 reply)