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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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I hope Dr Skagra dies in a fire.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:55, closed)
I for one will be drinking petrol
in order to piss on him while he's on fire.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:06, closed)
Oh click

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:22, closed)
She

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:49, closed)
Fair point.
My apologies.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:50, closed)
Was going through past QOTW
and cannot pinpoint when you went over the edge to Time Lord Madness.

Can you republish your first story next week? Fuck whatever the question is, just repost it.

I do quite like these.

EDIT: Better than anything since that guy from All Creatures anyways.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:13, closed)
I think I thought I was a Terran human
when I first started posting here - my mind was scrambled by my journey through the omnivoox.

And confused by the presence of 'Doctor Who' in your culture.

Soon enough I sorted out what was real and what was not!

Luckily for you my sweeeties!

XXXXX
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:54, closed)
"I am,
as you know, a Time Lord, and I fear nothing. Not even death, because I cannot die – if mortally wounded, I will regenerate; and, when I come to the end of my regenerative cycle, if I whine and bitch enough about it the Time Lords will grant me a new set of regenerations, just as they did with that other Gallifreyan who calls himself ‘Doctor.’ "
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:06, closed)

Time Gay
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:22, closed)
Film yourself setting yourself on fire and post the link
We'd all benefit from watching that
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:23, closed)
I'd prolly have a bit of a wank over it

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:24, closed)

a Time Lord, and I fear nothing. Not even death, because I cannot die – if mortally wounded, I will regenerate; and, when I come to the end of my regenerative cycle, if I whine and bitch enough about it the Time Lords will grant me a new set of regenerations, just as they did with that other Gallifreyan who calls himself ‘Doctor.’
so very very lonely
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:23, closed)
How long can you eke this out for?

(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:35, closed)
until your scorched corpse is discovered behind some bins

(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:27, closed)
Shreke!
Did I just hear a freke speke?!

Your prospects are bleke.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:41, closed)
the longest and most tedious fire ever

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:39, closed)
Dull enough even to extinguish combustion.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:46, closed)
I fear that he won't.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:46, closed)
She
Sweetie

I'm a girl now

XXXXXXXXXXXX
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:48, closed)
I've had you on 2.0 for months, so I've no idea what you've been writing about your gender.
Hold on a minute:
- logging out to check replies
- sounding the Ignore horn
- replying to someone on 2.0

Excuse me while I go drown myself in a 44,000ltr puddle of tears.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:32, closed)
He could just jump into a volcano The LOVELY Dozer.
Oi, Skagra, do the decent thing and jump into a volcano.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:28, closed)
I would
but I don't want to waste a regeneration, and I quite like my current body, with it small (but pert) breasts.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:36, closed)
FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY?
WHY DO YOU POST HERE?
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:50, closed)
For fun, sweetie!
For fun!

Ha ha!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:51, closed)
how is it fun?
you spend hours slapping semi-literate wank fantasies into your keyboard and then nobody reads them and a bunch of people call you a prick ... how can that possibly be fun?
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:11, closed)
*I* spend hours?
O the irony...

And also, with my resources, it takes mere nanoseconds. Telepathic circuits, donchaknow!

HTH
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:24, closed)
*I* spend hours?
O the irony...

And also, with my resources, it takes mere nanoseconds. Telepathic circuits, donchaknow! What's a keyboard?

HTH
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:25, closed)
your telepathy is shit, you double posting dipshit

(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:18, closed)
There are sometimes blips
I

FUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

admit.

But beats your shitty typing any day puny human!

haha
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:21, closed)
tldr prick

(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:14, closed)
Lellipruttous,
zimcungwic preepree.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 21:43, closed)
he's no dr smegma, that's for sure and for certain

(, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:37, closed)

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