
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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in order to piss on him while he's on fire.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:06, closed)

and cannot pinpoint when you went over the edge to Time Lord Madness.
Can you republish your first story next week? Fuck whatever the question is, just repost it.
I do quite like these.
EDIT: Better than anything since that guy from All Creatures anyways.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 0:13, closed)

when I first started posting here - my mind was scrambled by my journey through the omnivoox.
And confused by the presence of 'Doctor Who' in your culture.
Soon enough I sorted out what was real and what was not!
Luckily for you my sweeeties!
XXXXX
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:54, closed)

as you know, a Time Lord, and I fear nothing. Not even death, because I cannot die – if mortally wounded, I will regenerate; and, when I come to the end of my regenerative cycle, if I whine and bitch enough about it the Time Lords will grant me a new set of regenerations, just as they did with that other Gallifreyan who calls himself ‘Doctor.’ "
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:06, closed)

We'd all benefit from watching that
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:23, closed)

( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:23, closed)

Did I just hear a freke speke?!
Your prospects are bleke.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:41, closed)

Hold on a minute:
- logging out to check replies
- sounding the Ignore horn
- replying to someone on 2.0
Excuse me while I go drown myself in a 44,000ltr puddle of tears.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 10:32, closed)

Oi, Skagra, do the decent thing and jump into a volcano.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:28, closed)

but I don't want to waste a regeneration, and I quite like my current body, with it small (but pert) breasts.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 17:36, closed)

you spend hours slapping semi-literate wank fantasies into your keyboard and then nobody reads them and a bunch of people call you a prick ... how can that possibly be fun?
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:11, closed)

O the irony...
And also, with my resources, it takes mere nanoseconds. Telepathic circuits, donchaknow!
HTH
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:24, closed)

O the irony...
And also, with my resources, it takes mere nanoseconds. Telepathic circuits, donchaknow! What's a keyboard?
HTH
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 19:25, closed)

I
FUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
admit.
But beats your shitty typing any day puny human!
haha
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 20:21, closed)
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