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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

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men with weak and clammy handshakes

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Ginger people eh?
Did the wristbanding job at Reading festival one year; I found that the wrists and hands of large ginger people are unacceptably clammy.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:03, closed)
that's their innate wickedness escaping through the pores

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Scottish heroin addicts requiring a fix.

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I bought Captains of Crush grip strengtheners to improve my ability to be AWESOME
when shaking a persons hand. Nothing better than a person wincing in pain during the handshake, you really get your AUTHORITY across.
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I, too, am guilty of this
You've just motivated me to get my CoC out and give it a good squeeze.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:54, closed)
Is this the special secret handshake code for
"I'm a d-bag who you'll avoid meeting ever again."
?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:02, closed)
I couldn't possibly comment.
Whoever said anything about there being a secret code? *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:17, closed)
there was a bloke with CP doing his shopping the other day
and he called me over and I assumed he wanted me to reach something off a top shelf but in fact he just wanted to do a gangsta style handshake

Made my day. Spastic fistbumps for the win.
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vicars?

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Don't limit this to the red demons
Anyone with a limp, clammy handshake needs to be fucking shot.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:59, closed)
no diggedy

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See also - women who try to shake hands with the tips of their fingers.
(BinDipper, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:57, closed)
they just don't want to touch you because you're repulsive

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Is it still acceptable to grasp their fingers and kiss the back of their hand?
Strikes me as a little too forward, but shaking hands with a woman always feels wrong, somehow.
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Only if you smirk suggestively, twirl your moustache, raise one eyebrow and say "enchanté "
That's what I do anyway
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:21, closed)
I like to turn their hand over and spit in their palm

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:21, closed)
I once crushed a woman's hand because the man who shook hands with me immediately prior to that was one of these alpha types who feel the need to assert their dominance with a power handshake and I wasn't about to be caught out twice

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you fucking doofus

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You should have headbutted the alpha cunt.

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My first boss taught me that the firmest of handshakes was an obligatory start to a meeting. It sets the right tone apparently.

He failed to mention that this isn't recommended for dainty 5'2 women who will actually cry out in pain when you crush their fingers.
(BinDipper, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:50, closed)
your boss was an insecure dickweed
he probably studied geography
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