
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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Did the wristbanding job at Reading festival one year; I found that the wrists and hands of large ginger people are unacceptably clammy.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 18:03, closed)

when shaking a persons hand. Nothing better than a person wincing in pain during the handshake, you really get your AUTHORITY across.
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You've just motivated me to get my CoC out and give it a good squeeze.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:54, closed)

"I'm a d-bag who you'll avoid meeting ever again."
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( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:02, closed)

Whoever said anything about there being a secret code? *cough*
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:17, closed)

and he called me over and I assumed he wanted me to reach something off a top shelf but in fact he just wanted to do a gangsta style handshake
Made my day. Spastic fistbumps for the win.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:45, closed)

Anyone with a limp, clammy handshake needs to be fucking shot.
( , Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:59, closed)

See also - women who try to shake hands with the tips of their fingers.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:57, closed)

Strikes me as a little too forward, but shaking hands with a woman always feels wrong, somehow.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:11, closed)

That's what I do anyway
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( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:29, closed)

My first boss taught me that the firmest of handshakes was an obligatory start to a meeting. It sets the right tone apparently.
He failed to mention that this isn't recommended for dainty 5'2 women who will actually cry out in pain when you crush their fingers.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:50, closed)

he probably studied geography
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