regrets, i've had a few...
one of my ex-boyfriends had a real thing about having charlie blown up the wrong-un. just the sight of a straw was enough to set him off, like pavlov's dog with a bell. and a bone(r).

my first real boyfriend used to get massively turned on if he tickled me in bed, which thoroughly pissed me off. until i asked him why having a naked girl underneath him screaming "no, please stop" gave him such a huge hard-on. strangely enough, he never did it again.

i was also seeing a guy fairly recently who used to beg and beg and beg to be allowed to lie underneath my glass coffee table and watch me do - erm stuff - from underneath. needless to say THAT never happened. there is kinky and then there is just plain icky, given that my guests and i eat off that table!

oh, and my friend's fiance loses it and blows everywhere if she calls him "daddy" in bed. i cannot believe she accepted his proposal. i can't believe she did not run screaming from the room the first time he revealed that. god knows i did when she told me. what if they have a daughter, ffs? what then?!

as for me... only the boring predictable stuff, sadly. nice aftershave (mmm. allure pour homme) makes me weak at the knees. guys in suits/dj's. guys with blue eyes. guys with nice hands. guys with great teeth. arrogant guys with a slight edge of mocking self-deprecation. the "brad pitt" muscles just poking out above the waistband of your jeans...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 19:04, 15 replies)

suits
really do seem to be a theme
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 19:36, closed)

Waistband muscles...
Mmm... Brad Pit muscles... We used to call them sex lines in college! Find Brandon Boyd rather appealing, although he's far too skinny now!
(Discombobulation, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 20:48, closed)

Pfft! Waistband muscles.
I like a nice round belly to stroke while I'm watching TV.
( girlinthehole, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 20:54, closed)

Hello!

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:14, closed)

Agreed. Nothing nicer than a bit of a belly to cuddle - especially when combined with a nice broad hairy chest.
(Freakmandu, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 1:08, closed)

The 'daddy' thing
makes me cross my legs and squirm in horror. Why? Just fucking why? Wrong on so many levels.
( Maladicta, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:33, closed)

I am in two minds about this...
I have found that doing something that he likes and that I am not completely offended by every once in a while usually leads to a good pair of shoes, or at least a nice meal.

However, having said that - did he even CONSIDER how long a glass table would take to get clean? Tcch, men.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:37, closed)

maybe its just cos its morning
but just seeing another rachelswipe post gives me the horn
(EvilMeister, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 10:08, closed)

I think that I once read somewhere
that when Noddy Holder was 18, he used to get paid by this guy he knew to squat on a glass coffee table curling one out while the old perv would lie directly underneath whacking off.

I may be making this up but I don't think I am.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:31, closed)

He got PAID to do that?
He must have thought it was Chriiiiiist-maaaaaasssss
(Rsoles, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:54, closed)

Do all women share their partners fetishes and bedroom secrets with their friends? If I found out my partner was sharing intimate details of my perversions I'd invoke the 'shovels are cheap and land is abundant' rule. Trust anyone?
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:04, closed)

um, yeah
mostly, women talk. sorry.

but if we like you, it will be because we can't stop going on about you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:11, closed)

Yeah, but talk is one thing. Sharing bedroom secrets is quite another. My male friends only talk about current partners sexual activities in broad terms (e.g. we had a slow one last night) and ex's in non-identifying terms (e.g. used to know this chick who liked xyz). We generally don't offer up personal details or anything that could embarrass or damage anyone else - and thats probably because we dont want our stuff shared either. We do talk, of course, but there is a line I think and generally my friends default to the respectful side of it.

My partner and I have agreed that what happens behind closed doors stays there, and it was the same with my long term ex. I trust them to stick to that. There is no chance I'd be able to really express myself sexually if I thought it was going to be shared. That may sound naive but at the same time I've been particular about who I share those things with.

I wonder what your friends fiancee would say if he knew she was sharing that sort of info? Maybe he wouldn't care. Dunno. I know I would.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:21, closed)

.
I've never told my friends what Mr Anodyne and I get up to. It's rude (both what we get up to and telling people)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:22, closed)

it'd be a pretty blank
Qotw if everyone was the same! Everyone should do what's right for them, end of.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:06, closed)