Am I normal?
I am very embarrassed by my fetish as it really does not befit a sixth form girl with plans to become either a swimwear model or a gymnast. The truth is that I am really turned on by middle aged men, preferably a bit over-weight and maybe even balding. Now if this chap knows his way around a computer, drinks too much or has a weakness for narcotics, has an encyclopaedic knowledge of a minority interest such as obscure indie bands or cult movies I am just turned on all the more.

The clincher for me though is that he has a series of failed relationships behind him and a false sense of self worth – God I am creaming like Dairycrest just thinking of this hunk.

Sadly I do not know where to find such a man so will probably die a lonely virgin with just my selection of sex toys and lingerie to keep me company.

Sigh!
(Tugnut I got them all..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:20, 10 replies)

Incoming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:23, closed)

This
is the most truthful thing I have ever heard on here
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:25, closed)

I've no idea
where you'd find anyone like you describe, especially not on the Internet. You're destined to be alone :-(
(cfvp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:53, closed)

You are me.
Apart from the bit about the gymnast, swimwear model and virgin.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:06, closed)

omfg!
I sound a bit like what you are describing!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:08, closed)

Dork...
Well, carry on - there's some blokes like us around. A friend used to call me 'Dork' or 'geek' just because I would open the door for her. Seems that this is seldom done in America nowadays, but well, that's their problem.

Of course, she ended up being lectured about the benefits of going out with a dork - pretty good to have a captive audiende that wouldn't interrupt (I had her mouth busy with my gobstopper) - bliss indeed.

I am your normal, 42 year old , salt 'n' pepper hair (well, more salt than pepper nowadays), 13 stone bod with a Master's degree in common sense and business management - Beware, we geeks will take over the world, so keep on looking for us. ;-)
(LazyScumbag, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:03, closed)

Ha
Good luck finding that on here.
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 23:29, closed)

I'd give up "love"

They just wouldn't be interested in you anyway. Especially if you're completely shaven and can fit a whole cucumber down your throat.

Best off ordering that nylon house-coat and choosing a few cats to keep you company.

I for one wouldn't be interested at all. No sir, not me.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, closed)

That's a shame really...
I will have to experiment with my twin sister instead and just imagine that her pert nubile body is not so lithe and that her firm breasts are more like sweaty 'moobs'.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:51, closed)

Behave the pair of you!


*clicks*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:33, closed)