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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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People who let their dogs shit in the street and don't remove it.
Not only is this antisocial, irresponsible and downright fucking disgusting it's also illegal. But, it happens all the time. It is not acceptable in any way and the tabloids are missing a trick by not mounting some campaign to demonise the revolting cunts who are responsible. It should be a mandatory night in the cells for the first offence and take the dog away and fucking shoot it if it ever happens again.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:50, 13 replies)
Even worse
The ones who bag it up, then chuck it in the bloody bushes!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:51, closed)
Never understood that. At least in its unbagged form it was biodegradable
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:59, closed)
there are some people like that near me. We routinely have to throw away their little bagged up presents.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:11, closed)
Or the dirty (and bizarre) cunts who hang the bagged dog-eggs from a tree.
What the shuddering fuck?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:23, closed)
So it's the correct height to smack a careless night-time jogger right in the face, of course.

(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:49, closed)

Why take away the dog. Why not shoot it and get the owner to clean that up as well.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:05, closed)
Like this?
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:23, closed)
Shoot the dog?
Shoot the owners. All of them, in a pre-emptive strike.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:18, closed)
I know, it's fucking disgusting.
There's nothing worse than being a pedestrian and suddenly having to avoid a steaming great mount of dog shit.

Why can't they do what I do, and leave it where it belongs. In the cycle path.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:43, closed)
Or shoot the feckers?
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:55, closed)
ever go to france then, dog shit is everywhere. dirtteee feckers
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:46, closed)
How! It's not just a first world problem, like!
I remember back in the seventies when I were wee, it was a problem then and no-one can tell me Kirkstall in the seventies was anything other than third-world...
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:24, closed)
Just rub their nose in it so they know not to do it again.

Everybody knows I meant the owners' noses, yeah? No need for me to say this and give a chromatic descending wah?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, closed)

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