Stop this obsession with labelling people with stupid airy fairy quasi illnesses
Oppositional Defiance Disorder springs to mind...

We used to call kids with this so called condition "Little Cunts" which could be fixed with a swift backhander..
(frightfullybored, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:08, 7 replies)

completely fucking correct

(men boles Benea, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:09, closed)

Yay!
Let's brutalise children!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:00, closed)

Fuck yeah!
Beat them and beat them and beat and beat them and beat them until they quiet down.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:16, closed)

Can we give "massive cunts" a fist in the face, too?

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:17, closed)

one or two people on here
Would be afraid if we could
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:22, closed)

True
Oppositional Defiant Disorder? - *smack* Sit back down or I'll smack you again. *Smack*
Attention Defecit Disorder? - *smack* Pay attention!
Attention Defecit/Hyperactivity Disorder? - *smack* Sit still and pay attention!
Dyslexia? *smack* Do it again, this time with no spelling mistakes! Still wrong? Never mind. Someone has to sweep the streets/clean toilets.
Cystic fibrosis? *smack* Now, go for a run, and if you don't do it in under a minute, you're only going around again.
Leprosy? *smack* Oops, sorry, oh well, you've still got six other fingers left.

Bloody hypochondriacs, the lot of 'em.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:20, closed)

How much money do you have to give them to stop being little cunts?
Or have I misunderstood?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:45, closed)