B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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JailIf you get convicted of an offence and jails are full you get stuck on a waiting list for when there is a free space. IF you have a job then you only goto jail on your days off.
So if you get 1 year in prison it could take you 3.5 years of no weekends.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:07, 4 replies)
I like thisEven better, until your space becomes free, you have to spend every Saturday in an 'Argos style queue' waiting for your number to be called out.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:26,
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BindunI believe both Sweden and Finland have this very system!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:35, closed)
YupAnd it works I think some some south americans do it as well.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:43, closed)
You could go one better with the weekend thing.You could be made to reside in a jail near to your place of work, if at all possible, so that the only real time you got out of jail would be the commute and lunch hour.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:40, closed)
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