PEOPLE OF B3TA!
Your ideas for fixing the world are well-meaning, but ultimately a naïve. The world will be improved by them in certain cosmetic respects, but the big problems will remain unaddressed.

What the world needs is a genuine vision. Something that will shake it to the core, raze it to the ground, and start again.

A radical change. Epoch-making. Tectonic.

We must rebuild the world in such a way as to mean that the old world is not just a memory; it must not be a memory at all. It must be an impossibility in the minds of the enlightened children of the future - a mere incoherence.

We must prepare for something cataclysmic. Nothing else will do.

And if we examine the darkest and deepest recesses of our collective souls, we know what form this cataclysm must take.

Friends, b3tans, lurkers, all. There is no time to hesitate. Now is the time for action.

The label must be redesigned so that it actually fits bottles of Angostura bitters.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:18, 10 replies)

Win!
I for one welcome our new gentian overlords.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:19, closed)

It can't be done

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:23, closed)

This will win.
If it doesn't, it should have.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:24, closed)

You ... you MONSTER!

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:27, closed)

Gave me a good belly laugh on a shit day
Thank you

*enclickens*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:32, closed)

Typical labelist
it's the bottle that's all wrong and needs sorted
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:33, closed)

I had to google this to understand
And now that I have, that is one massively oversized label, yes.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:37, closed)

for the lazy bastards
angosturabitters.com/
(Cov Boy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:41, closed)

Ah
But the bottles come in at least two sizes. The label from the smaller size would perfectly fit the larger. Why not just stop making the bigger labels?
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:30, closed)

And what would go on the smaller bottle?
Hmmmm?

Exactly.

OUR TIME WILL COME.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:23, closed)