Taking this one step further.... If I was God.
I'd ban ALL religion. Ridiculous thing.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:30, 7 replies)

"Religion is the true enemy of god."
- A Vagabond, 1994.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:32, closed)

I think you'll find that Time magazine got there just before you.
www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,848192,00.html

*snorts derisively and pushes glasses up nose*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:47, closed)

Awww crap.
Well - I'd not never heard of that nor nothing and I thought of it myself so pththththbt.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:53, closed)

Not the one true religion though
obviously.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:56, closed)

The Church Of Ding.
Yes.
*Dons Stupid Hat*
*Worships Holy Golden Bum Of Ding*
HUN DAN.
ARNO.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Sep 2011, 0:38, closed)

Damn straight
If I were god, I'd be pretty pissed off if all my creations gave up doing what I created them to do (whatever that was, probably just for a laugh) to suck my cock for a day and beg me to help them.

"You'll all in a test tube, ffs!", I'd scream.

"I just made you. Was a bit of an accident really, I was hoping for popcorn. Honestly, just get on with it, I can't help and couldn't give a flying", I'd implore.

Would they care? No, they'd just waste their lives.

Saying that, having a few billion people suck my cock once a week would be a lovely way to pass a boring Sunday afternoon...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:39, closed)

A song for you, then.
Take a look at the wonderful Blake Hutchings at Pod Delusion Live in Leicester...

It's a slightly slow starter but well worth sticking around till the end.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 1:57, closed)