So what your saying is anything that is unhealthy should only be sold in prohibitively expensive volumes
It'll be illegal to sell brandy in bottles smaller than a gallon, jaffa cakes less than a wheelbarrow load etc. pizzas smaller than 2.3m across will be banned. Brilliant.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:50, 2 replies)

If you are sitting on your arse all day watching Mr Kyle and his assortment of interesting guests on working peoples tax contributions, then why should you be allowed Brandy or Jaffa Cakes or fags? In fact, why the fuck do you have a telly? Scrap my first idea....

Telly is a luxury, not a human right....
Make the license fee twice the cost so the workshy are priced out of the market, etc.....
Simples.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:30, closed)

...and
of course, they'd all be buying TV licences currently.
(dchurch bah, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:41, closed)

I like this.
I'm not workshy, well, not in the unemployed sense anyway. But if the tv licence cost twice as much then I'd probably scrap it and actually get stuff done in the evenings rather than sitting on my arse half watching some bollocks whilst scratching my bollocks.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:44, closed)

Mmmmmmm
Wheelbarrow of jaffa cakes
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:16, closed)