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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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B3ta board mis-posts
People who accidentally post the wrong type of message on the wrong type of B3ta board should be systematically executed.
This is obviously such a heinous crime that until now, anyone found guilty of such a crime is lambasted to oblivion and ridiculed by many, shall we say, B3ta-knobs who dwell on the boards.
These knobs will not tolerate any kind of misuse and will invariably post cutting remarks or even specially hand-crafted "knobages" (images made by, and used by knobs) to point out such an offence.
Normally one little knob will spot one of these misdemeanours and will post some kind of crude remark pointing out the honest mistake. Following that, the other board-dwelling knob-sheep will also jump on the knob-wagon and get little erections whilst also posting their witless yet offensive drivel/images.
It's time these board-knobs stopped having to do this, their time is obviously precious; execution for offenders is the only answer.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:16, 14 replies)
can you please just confirm that you are upset, online here?
thanks.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:48, closed)
Is this some upset at the internet because you posted a nsfw image on board without linking or tagging it as such?
If so, then shut up you stupid prick.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:48, closed)
Fuck off to 4chan then.

(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 12:52, closed)

...and there we have it.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:59, closed)
Ahhh the old 'no, I was trolling you defence'.
Or 'the Legless gambit'.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:53, closed)
If it is trolling, it should really be reported to the mods.

(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:24, closed)
Nobody did any of the things you said, we just pointed out that you're being a petty wanker.

(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:20, closed)
Just doing your jobs, eh?

(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:56, closed)
We wouldn't have to if it wasn't for people like him.
It's quite the sacrifice we're making here.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:37, closed)
It is. There's not many who'd be willing to give up their social lives for such a cause.

(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:08, closed)

Me petty? I'm not the one who descends into a tirade of abuse just because someone puts something in the wrong place.
Get over yourself you tiresome knob. Try getting outside once in a while, or are you stuck in your spunk-ridden chair with porntube on one of your monitors on your probable multi-screen set-up and the talk board on the other (to keep the wolf from the door, so to speak) - almost 55,000 posts says A LOT about you my friend.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:57, closed)
Oh man, I'm nearing my 55k?
I'll have to do something to celebrate.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:36, closed)
Typical reactionary peasant behaviour.
You should be more tolerant of other board users.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:09, closed)
like this?

(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:41, closed)

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