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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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More women should wear less bras.
I said this once while drunk and it still makes as much sense now as it did then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:18, 10 replies)
If you're so keen on seeing women with black eyes,
why not just punch them yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:42, closed)

well if it's a medical reason they have to wear them, then i can't argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:49, closed)
Breasts are a cancer upon our women folk.
I shall not rest until each one has been removed.

Mastectomies for all!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:52, closed)

i'm gonna have to hear about your other ideas before voting for you or not sorry... do we all get miniature flags and/or badges?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:59, closed)
You could hang out by the furnace,
and collect the nipples, if that's your thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:21, closed)
But mandatory
for the womenfolk aged 40 or older.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:05, closed)
my knees are warm enough already, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:57, closed)

Just how many bras are they wearing? :|

Also, we need to make some people wear arse bras. Droopy bottoms are not nice for anyone. Just don't make them lift and separate, that'd be nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:44, closed)
'fewer'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:13, closed)
Or, 'no'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:46, closed)

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