forearm tattoos
Footballers who set examples to fuckwitted ingrates who have forearm tattoos should be sent to concentration camps where the practice was refined. The knuckledragging sheep will follow them and for a drop of cyclon B and 'hey-presto' society improves. (to be clear, im not a fasist, they will have an open door, equal opportunity death camp. Possibly with a hi-de-hi feel)
(liquidspanner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:46, 11 replies)

I'm just considering my next tattoo, and will probably be getting it on the inside of my forearm
as Mrs Vagabond thinks that would be sexy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:54, closed)

Is it of a tape measure to see how far into her foo-foo you've fisted? Sexy :D
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:58, closed)

No.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:02, closed)

Cyclon B
Sounds like either a washing powder or a vacuum cleaner.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:02, closed)

Sounds a lot like
The Jeremy Kyle Show although I think you'd have to re-think the "it's a shower! Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is! Oh no it isn't!" strategy. Most of the people on there only have a shower when they get caught in the rain without a hoodie or umbrella.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:03, closed)

I too have a forearm tattoo
of a bar-code no less...

I'm also tall enough to drag my knuckles, keenly working class, although I don't play football.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:07, closed)

It's for defrauding the scan and pack isn't it?
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:59, closed)

*zyklon b
*also has a forearm tattoo*
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:29, closed)

The crux of your counter argument is?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:21, closed)

If you're the sort of bellend that'd be left after your proposed scenario, I think society would be utterly fucked.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:16, closed)

I hate football, boring pointless activity played by overly pathetic, retarded individuals.
I have tattoos, but I have not yet had my lower arms done. Mind you, I also have piercings in my face, very long hair and listen to the Norwegian Death metal Band Zyklon B. Actually, the tattoo on my left breast is the symbol used by the similar Norwegian Death metal Band Zyklon. I also ride a motorbike and wear a black leather jacket and combat trousers. I am in no way a cliche! *snigger*
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:50, closed)