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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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forearm tattoos
Footballers who set examples to fuckwitted ingrates who have forearm tattoos should be sent to concentration camps where the practice was refined. The knuckledragging sheep will follow them and for a drop of cyclon B and 'hey-presto' society improves. (to be clear, im not a fasist, they will have an open door, equal opportunity death camp. Possibly with a hi-de-hi feel)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:46, 11 replies)
I'm just considering my next tattoo, and will probably be getting it on the inside of my forearm
as Mrs Vagabond thinks that would be sexy.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:54, closed)

Is it of a tape measure to see how far into her foo-foo you've fisted? Sexy :D
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:58, closed)

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:02, closed)
Cyclon B
Sounds like either a washing powder or a vacuum cleaner.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:02, closed)
Sounds a lot like
The Jeremy Kyle Show although I think you'd have to re-think the "it's a shower! Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is! Oh no it isn't!" strategy. Most of the people on there only have a shower when they get caught in the rain without a hoodie or umbrella.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:03, closed)
I too have a forearm tattoo
of a bar-code no less...

I'm also tall enough to drag my knuckles, keenly working class, although I don't play football.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:07, closed)

It's for defrauding the scan and pack isn't it?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:59, closed)
*zyklon b
*also has a forearm tattoo*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:29, closed)
The crux of your counter argument is?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:21, closed)
If you're the sort of bellend that'd be left after your proposed scenario, I think society would be utterly fucked.

(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:16, closed)
I hate football, boring pointless activity played by overly pathetic, retarded individuals.
I have tattoos, but I have not yet had my lower arms done. Mind you, I also have piercings in my face, very long hair and listen to the Norwegian Death metal Band Zyklon B. Actually, the tattoo on my left breast is the symbol used by the similar Norwegian Death metal Band Zyklon. I also ride a motorbike and wear a black leather jacket and combat trousers. I am in no way a cliche! *snigger*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:50, closed)

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