Recipes is it?
A Breakkie Treat.
WARNING: May induce fartiness and some heartburn.

You'll need -
2 slices of wholemeal bread, buttered on 1 side.
1 ripe tomato, sliced.
1 slice of "nice" cheese cut into 4 strips
2-3 slices of chilli salami or 4-5 slices of hot pepperino

1/2 a tin of baked beans - don't use storebrand!
1 soft boiled egg.

How to do it -
Place the bread buttered sides together, turn on toastie/flat press grill. Place a strip of cheese, then meat, then another cheese strip then tomato and finally cheese onto un-buttered bread. Lift bread apart, place slice with all the stuff on, buttered side down onto press, place other slice on top buttered side up, close press. Weigh down press - a stone mortar and pestle does me.
Soft boil egg. I usually save time by zapping it in the microwave in the same cup as I'm going to do the baked beans in. Be sure to put a knob of butter or a smear of oil in 1st to stop it sticking. Also cover with a paper towel or you're putting your hand up to clean the microwave ahterwards. Remove egg from cup (or peel after rinsing if you boiled it), put baked beans in cup and heat for a minute or so. Remember kitchen towel over the top of the cup.

Once egg is cooked the toastie should be golden brown and cheese all melty - serve and place egg on top, then the last strip of cheese, then smoosh egg down. Pour heated baked beans over the top.
Eat.

Sounds fucking awful I know, but trust me when you've got egg yolk & tomato juice running down your (normal sized) chin and you're getting a nice humm from the chilli salami you may well change your tune.
Delia reckons a variation of this is the breakfast of champions. And we all know Delia is never wrong.

EDIT: For the Day Release-ee's - clearly this is not a bowl of organic Bircher muesli mixed with chopped fruit and low-fat free-range yoghurt & thus should not be seen as a particularly healthy meal option, nor should it be part of your regular diet. Otherwise -

Knock,
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knock
Who's there?

Your imminent heart attack.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:55, 9 replies)

Yes. It does sound fucking awful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 23:08, closed)

I lost all faith in Delia,
when I found out how she cooks scrambled eggs.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 23:27, closed)

All I can think of when I see her is
Richard E. Grant in Posh Nosh.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 23:34, closed)

FFS
A bacon sandwich, good crusty bread, perhaps add some crisped parma ham for added essence of bacon, a splat of sauce...Nice.

Cheese on toast, creamy meltiness, slightly browned on top....lovely.

Poached egg on toast, a classic and a fine start to any day.

Beans on toast...OK if you must.

All four smooshed together! What sort of example are you setting for your daughter.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:36, closed)

Parma ham, in a bacon sandwich?
Somewhere, there are a pair of concrete shoes with your name on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:07, closed)

Nah, it's good
Take a small amount and crisp it under a grill or in a pan, until its concentrated essence of salty rich cured ham. It adds an extra depth and crunch.

So what if some tart in Italy is crying about it.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:42, closed)

I'm sure it's lovely.
I used to buy breakfast rolls of a Dutch fella in St Albans - bacon, egg, mushrooms and frikandel. Having looked up frikandel on Wikipedia, I'm forced to conclude that Dutch and German cuisine is terrible.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:46, closed)

There are some fine dining
places where I live that mince chicken breasts into little balls, squash them flat, egg-wash and then crumb them in previously baked breadcrumbs with garlic and sage. They then bake these morsels whilst they deep fry freshly 'chipped' new potatoes.

I know this because anywhere we go my beautiful daughter orders "chips & nuggets".
Trust me - if my tastes seem pedestrian, I am a gourmand compared to some members of my family.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:47, closed)

I suspect the fact that he's a blubbering gut waft is the very least of her paternal problems.
The only small relief she has is that there's no biological relationship.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:30, closed)

I hope to god
you don't tuck your daughter in at night.

If you do I hope you've "burnt" off all your negative attitude from here beforehand.
Sincerely.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:12, closed)