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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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i found a chinese or japanese jar of pills on the kerb the other day, no idea what they are.

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:58, 25 replies)
Try one and see what happens
I dares you.

Bet theyre silly herbal things anyway.

Although no-one can be sure until you test them

EDIT: whats the worst that could happen :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:03, closed)
Big red S
Surely, sex pills.

Try one. What's the worst that could happen?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:03, closed)
I will click I Like This..
...If you try one and share the experience

If theres some red and blue ones, go for the red one :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:18, closed)
Im on your side
'I like this' only with evidential proof.

If something funny happens pictures please
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:22, closed)
I'm hoping
for gigantism of the face.

*crosses fingers & waits expectantly*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:26, closed)
It's Japanese, my reading isn't good enough to tell you what they are though. I'll get my (Japanese) wife to read it tonight and let you know.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:30, closed)
oh wow
ace thanks! haven't been able to find anyone who can speak it yet.

and as for trying one.. i've got a friend that is a fan of the drugs so maybe he'd take one. i'd feel a bit bad if he died or something though.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:44, closed)
She's back
And as the others said, they are some kind of stomach tablets aimed at giving you a healthy stomach, sort of like those yogurts you can buy full of 'healthy bacteria'.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:11, closed)
Tell her
thanks from me :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:51, closed)
Best trick ever. Good work!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:41, closed)
I'm reading the characters as I see them
Top down it says:

1. Cockroach Elephant
2. Half a video cabinet
3. Swallow
4. Visa card with legs
5. Middlesex County Cricket Club
6. Percent
7. Big black S
8. Made in Japan

Sex pills!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:56, closed)
They look like breath mints
You should be able to take the whole bottle in one go.
With vodka.
Just remember to document how you feel, before your breath gets "too minty" to type :-)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:50, closed)
cracked me up!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:59, closed)
Me too!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:56, closed)
For all the Yanks out there: Sulfur?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:59, closed)
it says Biofermin S
i got as far as being able to read Shin Bioferumin Jo - meaning New Biofermin Tablets.


Edit: oh, and "おなか" down the side means stomach. they are some kind of lactic acid tablets.
although i see that Kaol has also worked that out below.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:09, closed)
These pills are
For stomach-related problems.
In theory.

Grind 'em up and snort a line.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:29, closed)
Dont listen to Kaol. They are to be inserted anally.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:35, closed)
Do both!
In the name of science.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:45, closed)
I agree...
and for the best results, do the anal* insertion first, remove 'em, grind 'em and snort 'em.

*Need not be one's own anus
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:56, closed)
Take them please

Im getting impatient.

Dont forget to take as many as you can :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:51, closed)
Was there a 12 pack of toilet roll next to them?
Because if you neck that lot you'll need 'em. And a damp flannel
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:49, closed)
By the power of knowing people, I've got this link:

(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:01, closed)

Indications & Usage
1) In case of dilute stool with illness at the stomach. 2) Constipation from dyschezia. 3) Illness at the stomach from environment and meal changes from travelling. 4) Ilness at the stomach. 5) Irreggular defecation of elderly patients. 6) Dilute stool and constipation.

"Dilute stool" sounds like somat u do after uv gone poopy?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:59, closed)
Very funny.
We double dare you to dilute your stool!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 19:35, closed)

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