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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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we found a troll.
A group of friends decide to spend a day on acid, one of them doesn't want to partake and says he'll pop round and see them later when it's all stopped being a bit too mental.

He calls round at the house early evening where the group of friends live, one of them opens up the door with massive saucer eyes and a slightly worried look on his face. He beckons the non drugged chap inside.

The straight guy (Mark) asks how their day went, and the guy who is still clearly of his gourd on Ecstacy pipes and looking seriously worried whispers 'we found a troll'.

Mark decides to humour him and carries on by asking where they found it. He replies 'We found it in the playground of the local park, it was just sitting there, so we brought it home'

So Mark asks if he could see the Troll. 'yeah, it's in the kitchen' comes the reply.

Mark nervously opens the kitchen door, not knowing what he might find. What he sees sitting on a stool and happily munching buscuits is...

a man with Downs Syndrome.

They had actually taken this poor guy home with them, after pissing himself with laughter Mark did the right thing and found out where this guy lived and took him home.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:25, 13 replies)
Clicked. Newslettered.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:37, closed)
Ooh you must be famous
I've heard this before.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:43, closed)
I've heard this one before too..
..still funny as fuck.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 0:09, closed)
one way, please!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 0:52, closed)
Ken Goodwin: The Comedians
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 1:15, closed)
This story
Is one of my favourite ever QOTW answers from a way back.

I still giggle when I think about it.

(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:30, closed)
My cat was shaken out of his slumber
by me shrieking with laughter. Have a click, that's fucking ace.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:02, closed)
Famous urban legend.

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:22, closed)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:25, closed)
i've heard this story so many times. how do you have the gall to post this urban legend?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:50, closed)
First time
I've heard it and it made me laugh at me desk...

Click from me mate, I don;t care if it's true or not
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:07, closed)
This made my day. Thank you. *click*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:11, closed)
The first one that made me laugh out loud. And at 4 in the morning. Well done.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:02, closed)

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