Or how could I forget...

(and now for someone completely different, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:01, Reply)

Ringwood rail line, Melbourne
CAPITALISM IS CANNIBALISM
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:01, Reply)

Shut the door
There was a sticker on one of those slam-door trains saying "save our time, save your time, SHUT THE DOOR!". Someone scribbled out "shut the door" and replaced it with "get the bus!"

Also, in Northern Ireland, there as some graffiti saying "ulster says no!". Someone added "yes, but the man from del monte says yes, and he's an orange man..".
(MeteoriK, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:57, Reply)

Not particularly brilliant...
but made me laugh as a young lad. Was taking a dump in an M4 service station in the days when shit role in such establishments resembled greaseproof paper. On the back of the door was written "This toilet paper is like John Wayne, ROUGH, TOUGH an TAKES NO SHIT."
So true.
(Dellamorte Dellamore Fuck it all, fuck it up, fuck it., Sat 5 May 2007, 10:55, Reply)

In Newcastle, there's a window painted white in some unused old building, and someone has written 'Percy Is Coming' in the paint. It's been there so long I'm tempted to add 'well he should hurry up then' underneath.
(and now for someone completely different, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:29, Reply)

Undeneath a stop sign somewhere near Bearsted
"or my mum will shoot!"

This isn'tthat funny but as it makes me laugh more than it should I thought I'd share it.
(jamezp1, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:09, Reply)

On the chicken shop by college we've got "FUCK YOU HITLIR!", which I imagine to be our very own Cuffbert's work
And in a toilet someone had written BNP on the door, which had been hastily changed to "BLACK NATION PROSPERS" by someone with a different colour marker.

The first thing you see going into my college is a bit of graffiti saying "I love 2 fuck (girls)" and a phone number carved into the gatepost.

And I haven't seen it, but I've heard about it: somebody changed a fascist twat's "HOME RULES THE ENGLISH" to "HOMER RULES THE ENGLISH" complete with a pretty good illustration.

In other news, some chap called Mercer apparently has a little willy, according to a lamp-post in Custom House. Poor boy :(
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:03, Reply)

best i saw was
Hitlers world tour 1939-1945
( discobunnywalker, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:59, Reply)

Kidderminster
Down by the Viaduct/railway bridge from the mid 70's to fairly recently was painted in 4' high letters
"Baeutiful I love you but only a lot"
At some point someone added "Still" to it.

Gone now, and so has a little piece of my childhood.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:56, Reply)

On...
The side of a building opposite Leeds Uni a few years ago.

"All Women Are Bitches"

"Well, it is a dog's life"
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:39, Reply)

From the famous Graffiti books compiled by Nigel Rees
"All Skinheads are Basted"

"With marjoram, every 20 minutes"
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:37, Reply)

Just down the road
From my house, is a street sign marking Lovelock Rd. Some clever lad with electrical tape altered it to read Lovecock Road.
Awesome
(spent.fish flipping and gasping, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:30, Reply)

On the back of a transit last year....


Only dead fish go with the flow
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:12, Reply)

Dunno if it bindun

"Rehab is for Quitters"
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:06, Reply)

In Auckland
"Unemployment is not working"
(Dubiously Fragrant Mormon, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:50, Reply)

In gents in Slade Schoole of Fine Art;
"Silence, Duchamp is overrated"
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 5 May 2007, 8:34, Reply)

touch my this, suck my such and such...
Some racist fuckwit had written-

"I hate blacks"
on a toilet wall and underneath someone put-

"I know what you mean, Millets is so much better"

nice one that man.
(the mushrooms... the cheese..., Sat 5 May 2007, 8:33, Reply)

Church sign
Seen the add outside churches which says:-

CH__CH - What's missing ?

(UR is the answer) Trouble is when I saw it I couldnt read it properly, and thought it said "GH__GH" - What's missing ? Fuck knows
(kitescreech still here, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:11, Reply)

Farmers
Not graffiti as such, but those signs in fields declaring "Sown with farmers own seed" just cries out for a "salty" to be added 'twixt the last two words.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:05, Reply)

Intent but not Executed
Many moons ago, there was a local business called "Crosby's Tiles".

On their sign out the front, I always wanted to add "Nash & Young".




Another local street sign:
"Take Next Exit for Appin"

With a few quick strokes would read:

"Take Next Exit for HAppiness"

Always too scared to go through with it.....
(Barry Dangerous, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:02, Reply)

bus stop
on an old bus stop near my house was the typical crap wrote by chavs, but one stood out from the rest.

Sarah
lo♥es
Shaun
Adam
Aaron
Shaun
Jay
Chris
Nobody



Slut?
(fenchurch_mark hmmm, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:55, Reply)

They still love it
Many years ago when passing through Bristol station I noticed some one had simply written the word "CIDER" in rather large letters on one of the walls
(epipsa-g, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:54, Reply)

More "Surrender Dorothy"
Sarahfax beat me to punch by posting pix of the Mormon Temple in Washinton DC and the grafittoed "Surrender Dorothy" in wavery black letters. It was one of the best things about our nation's capital..... You'd come around the Beltway late at night, during Christmas and just as you saw the message, here was the Temple up on a hill, lit up with floodlights and topped with a 50 foot tall solid golden angel blowing a horn.

The kids and I would laugh, oh how we'd laugh!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:31, Reply)

been done?
other people have probably spotted something on these lines but i always seem to go past dirty transit vans with quotes writtem in the dirt like

"Ford Transit: Also comes in white"
"I wish my girlfriend was this dirty"

and one i still dont understand to this day..

"ever heard of shampoo"
(fenchurch_mark hmmm, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:30, Reply)

Every year for a good while
A neatly written sign appears below the village sign, much to the consternation of the conservative (small and big C) locals "Barrow Gurney - Twinned with the Moon"
(abristolian, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:12, Reply)

Canons Marsh 80-90s
YOU WORK EAT SLEEP
(abristolian, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:06, Reply)

not graffiti exactly

my friend told me that when he was very little he went down to the bottom of his garden, and whispered 'bum bum poo'.

As he put it, "I felt like Al Capone."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:13, Reply)

Bit of a lengthy one this...
I went to a all boys grammar school. It was the typical type of grammar school; all ties, all blazers, little sense. At first, I was proud to be in this school, as I thought it was because I was quite smart. Then, on my first day, I realised that I was actually sharing my lesson time with idiots who thought the chemical formula for water was H2SO4.

There was a few times where these childish antics made me laugh. As for graffiti, it was more sabotage. Whenever we had a substitute teacher, one of us always had to go get the register. It wasn't too hard to sneak in our fake register with all fake names. It's hard to keep a straight face as a german supply teacher asks if there is an "Albert Kuntsniffer" in the room.

The best thing I witnessed though was a fantastic game that seemed to evolve overnight. It had one simple rule: graffiti the toilets with two-word poems about every single teacher. Here are some of the best:

MR HAINES
LIKES SWIMMING IN DRAINS.

THOMAS SHIELDS
HAS SEX IN FIELDS.

MRS ASKIDS
LIKES TO SUCK OFF FLIDS

Some were fucking confusing:

MR. JONES
HAS HAIRY BONES

MR. EDWARDS
HAS TINY GOODS

Some were just pure racist:

SIMWAN CHOG
IS A NIGNOG

And my favourite:

MR CLEECHER
IS THE BIOLOGY TEACHER.
(__, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:29, Reply)

On the side of a church in Grantham:


Fresh Tarts!
(__, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:20, Reply)

from Philadelphia, years ago
On a bus stop bench:

Linda, I love you more now.
(yo ho ho, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:54, Reply)