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Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?

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i can fit my whole fist in my mouth
i can do the splits
i can bend my thumb back so that it touches my wrist.
i also have the ability to terrify children with my freakish feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:47, 23 replies)
A friend of mine from university could put her fist in her mouth.
I found this out when she appeared on the Graham Norton Show as an "audience member with a talent". Funnily enough, I was in her flat when the programme came on. She wasn't there at the time; she was busy being on the Graham Norton Show.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:57, closed)
i did it once in a pub in spain
because the barman didn't believe my sister when she told him i could do it. i went back to the same pub 2 years later and as soon as he saw me, he said "aren't you the one who can put her whole fist in her mouth?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:09, closed)
my mate can suck his own cock
I don't think many flexibility party tricks are gonna top that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:39, closed)
probably not
although i could probably do the same, if he bought me a few drinks first.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:03, closed)
he's of the gays
he'd probably buy you a pink cocktail and talk to you about musical theatre

disclaimer: he wouldn't do either of these things
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:04, closed)
thank fuck for that
pink drinks and musical theatre? don't think so!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:01, closed)
Congratulations
You have hypermobility syndrome and possibly a genetic collagen disorder

Freak. Mutant.
(Flabberghasted, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:52, closed)
Lol!
Hey Smash, I'm Rob Fairholme!

I loved your story and clicked accordingly. I hope you'll do the same for me when I post mine over the weekend.

Cheers matey!

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:54, closed)
I am enjoying this immensely.
Well played.
(Andrew Avetoom, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:42, closed)
Thing is, the joke's on us.
Turns out it actually IS him.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 2:28, closed)
It's beautifully intense.
I picture the whole post being said with a huge smile and wide unblinking eyes.
(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:00, closed)
yeah, but it's fun to scare the norms

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:01, closed)
totally, the splits, yeh, totally

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:01, closed)
i can
i just can't get back up off the fucking floor after i've done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:59, closed)
suction is a bitch
(i am actually jealous)
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 13:15, closed)
don't be
i get very stiff hips the next day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 13:48, closed)
That's put me in mind of
one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:20, closed)
pff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:59, closed)
My mate can eat a whole Big Mac in one mouthful.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:47, closed)
That's just called 'breakfast' for 3/4 of qftw.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 10:07, closed)
i am happy to say i've never eaten a big mac

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:00, closed)
What a sales pitch!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:39, closed)
isn't it just?

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