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This is a question Hitchhiking and fare dodging

Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.

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(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
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lol commuter losers

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:31, 46 replies)
We can't all work
at our local corner shop
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:34, closed)
I think my office is marginally closer than the corner shop.
But I often go via the corner shop to buy cake and biscuits for the minions ... nothing motivates geeks better than empty calories. If the pedestrian crossing is slow it can sometimes be a ten minute stroll.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:47, closed)
My friends code monkeys all went on a health and fitness kick and consequently arguments about
Dungeons and Dragons has been replaced with You tube fitness training stars and best amino acid profiles. Sad times.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:38, closed)
it's all expensive racing bikes and triathlons here
Gymnasiums are looked upon with appropriate derision.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:08, closed)
You mean tiresome cardio freaks with high type I muscle fibers at the detriment to type IIa and x.
Did they see the Brownlee boy on the post-Olympic BBC Superstars?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:39, closed)
dunno what any of that mean soz
It's mainly because cycling about is pleasant and usually leads to pubs whereas gyms are utterly fucking horrendous places full of desperate tragic cunts
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:44, closed)
Triathletes visit pubs whilst competing. Hardly the same as visiting pubs whilst cycling.

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(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:54, closed)
Yes, it lacks a question mark. Put one somewhere and it may seem better. probably not though.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:34, closed)
Fucking cycling pricks
I hope a drunk UKIP voting fat guy in a shabby old Jag ploughs into a bunch of you cunts riding three abreast on a country lane one Sunday afternoon leaving half of you dead and the other half permanently crippled.

And then writes an angry letter to the Telegraph complaining that it's put his insurance premium up.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:45, closed)
don't have a coronary in your micra, fatboy

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:26, closed)
Poor old Shambo
and his desperately shitty life
its not his fault
that he has an ugly wife
his children got kicked out of school
but he's too feeble to make a fuss
and he has to walk all the way to work
because he can't afford the bus
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:00, closed)
Useless egotistical cunt
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:06, closed)
this did actually make me lol

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:23, closed)
That's unfair - the guy that brings the cakes in is always popular.
And I bet he can make a cracking cup of tea.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:30, closed)
full leaf Assam in a proper china pot

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:31, closed)
I prefer improper china pots.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:35, closed)
my mate's mum had a jug where the handle was a wee skinny man copulating with the body shaped like a great fat woman

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:11, closed)
[amorous badger joke here]

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(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:49, closed)
*photo of your kids*

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:58, closed)
Good shit

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(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)
Do you only come here to let Shambles know that you are upset by him?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:08, closed)
I think
they should get a room. Or she should hide in the bushes outside his or whatever, she clearly wants a taste of the Shambo!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:43, closed)
christ, what an image.
i bet it would taste like black coffee and stale cigarettes.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:59, closed)
cigarettes are for teenagers and office clerks

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:25, closed)
about 3/4 of qftw only come here to be upset with me

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:06, closed)
I don't
You're upsetting me now.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:45, closed)
wuv oo hunnybunz!

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:52, closed)
Maybe in the good old days
Not been like that for a while now though.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:52, closed)
yeah ... now they come back as sock puppets to be upset with me
it makes all the difference or sutin
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:53, closed)
You reap what you sow

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:41, closed)
It does rather seem that way.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:22, closed)
You actually dont leave the house
Was joking first time I said it but you are actually the sad-case I suspected you were
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:38, closed)
Hou's aw wi ye, Jock McPlop?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:41, closed)
Brand new
Been busy as fuck last few days though so not been hanging out here

Hope you're doing good yourself
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:42, closed)
yay! the angry illiterate Ned is back!
Och aye the bawbags, ye chippy Jock cunt.
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