
Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.
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But I often go via the corner shop to buy cake and biscuits for the minions ... nothing motivates geeks better than empty calories. If the pedestrian crossing is slow it can sometimes be a ten minute stroll.
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Dungeons and Dragons has been replaced with You tube fitness training stars and best amino acid profiles. Sad times.
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Gymnasiums are looked upon with appropriate derision.
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Did they see the Brownlee boy on the post-Olympic BBC Superstars?
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It's mainly because cycling about is pleasant and usually leads to pubs whereas gyms are utterly fucking horrendous places full of desperate tragic cunts
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I hope a drunk UKIP voting fat guy in a shabby old Jag ploughs into a bunch of you cunts riding three abreast on a country lane one Sunday afternoon leaving half of you dead and the other half permanently crippled.
And then writes an angry letter to the Telegraph complaining that it's put his insurance premium up.
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and his desperately shitty life
its not his fault
that he has an ugly wife
his children got kicked out of school
but he's too feeble to make a fuss
and he has to walk all the way to work
because he can't afford the bus
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And I bet he can make a cracking cup of tea.
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5.9.83.79/users/searchposts.php?id=62658&board=qotw
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they should get a room. Or she should hide in the bushes outside his or whatever, she clearly wants a taste of the Shambo!
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i bet it would taste like black coffee and stale cigarettes.
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Not been like that for a while now though.
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it makes all the difference or sutin
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Was joking first time I said it but you are actually the sad-case I suspected you were
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Been busy as fuck last few days though so not been hanging out here
Hope you're doing good yourself
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Och aye the bawbags, ye chippy Jock cunt.
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