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This is a question Hitchhiking and fare dodging

Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.

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lol commuter losers

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We can't all work
at our local corner shop
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 10:34, closed)
I think my office is marginally closer than the corner shop.
But I often go via the corner shop to buy cake and biscuits for the minions ... nothing motivates geeks better than empty calories. If the pedestrian crossing is slow it can sometimes be a ten minute stroll.
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My friends code monkeys all went on a health and fitness kick and consequently arguments about
Dungeons and Dragons has been replaced with You tube fitness training stars and best amino acid profiles. Sad times.
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it's all expensive racing bikes and triathlons here
Gymnasiums are looked upon with appropriate derision.
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You mean tiresome cardio freaks with high type I muscle fibers at the detriment to type IIa and x.
Did they see the Brownlee boy on the post-Olympic BBC Superstars?
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dunno what any of that mean soz
It's mainly because cycling about is pleasant and usually leads to pubs whereas gyms are utterly fucking horrendous places full of desperate tragic cunts
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Triathletes visit pubs whilst competing. Hardly the same as visiting pubs whilst cycling.

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huh?

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Yes, it lacks a question mark. Put one somewhere and it may seem better. probably not though.

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Fucking cycling pricks
I hope a drunk UKIP voting fat guy in a shabby old Jag ploughs into a bunch of you cunts riding three abreast on a country lane one Sunday afternoon leaving half of you dead and the other half permanently crippled.

And then writes an angry letter to the Telegraph complaining that it's put his insurance premium up.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:45, closed)
don't have a coronary in your micra, fatboy

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Poor old Shambo
and his desperately shitty life
its not his fault
that he has an ugly wife
his children got kicked out of school
but he's too feeble to make a fuss
and he has to walk all the way to work
because he can't afford the bus
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:00, closed)
lol
Useless egotistical cunt
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:06, closed)
this did actually make me lol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:23, closed)
That's unfair - the guy that brings the cakes in is always popular.
And I bet he can make a cracking cup of tea.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:30, closed)
full leaf Assam in a proper china pot

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I prefer improper china pots.

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my mate's mum had a jug where the handle was a wee skinny man copulating with the body shaped like a great fat woman

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[amorous badger joke here]

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(lol)

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*photo of your kids*

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Good shit

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www.drphil.com/articles/article/47
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)
Do you only come here to let Shambles know that you are upset by him?
5.9.83.79/users/searchposts.php?id=62658&board=qotw
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I think
they should get a room. Or she should hide in the bushes outside his or whatever, she clearly wants a taste of the Shambo!
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:43, closed)
christ, what an image.
i bet it would taste like black coffee and stale cigarettes.
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cigarettes are for teenagers and office clerks

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about 3/4 of qftw only come here to be upset with me

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I don't
You're upsetting me now.
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wuv oo hunnybunz!

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Maybe in the good old days
Not been like that for a while now though.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 13:52, closed)
yeah ... now they come back as sock puppets to be upset with me
it makes all the difference or sutin
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You reap what you sow

(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:41, closed)
It does rather seem that way.

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You actually dont leave the house
Was joking first time I said it but you are actually the sad-case I suspected you were
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Hou's aw wi ye, Jock McPlop?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:41, closed)
Brand new
Been busy as fuck last few days though so not been hanging out here

Hope you're doing good yourself
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yay! the angry illiterate Ned is back!
Och aye the bawbags, ye chippy Jock cunt.
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fannybaws

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UPPER CASE HIBERNIAN JIBBERISH

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CUNTYBAWS

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