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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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It wasn't pre-meditated,
but I was once rifling through the top-draw of junk looking for some money or something, when I came across a box. Without thinking (that's me!) I took out the box, turned to my girlfriend who was sat on the bed and went down on one knee.

"Sarah?"
"Yes??" *glee hands*
*opens box*
"Have you seen my cuff links? They're ace aren't they?"

I won't fully describe what happened next, but much tears and flouncing was involved (and that was just me).

They were ace cuff links though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:48, 16 replies)
Big fat click for you...

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:50, closed)
^What she said^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, closed)

class.
(Pat_Gash, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23, closed)
Top-class bastardry
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, closed)
Oh well done, sir!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, closed)
A click for this
mainly because I can imagine my GF's response if I did this.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:41, closed)
An early contender
Big click
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07, closed)

I think i actually want to marry you because of this!
(CarryOnKay, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:39, closed)
So...
Did she say "yes"?


I'll give you a click while you realise I'm joking. (But did you end up marrying her following a legitimate proposal?)
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, closed)
I'm afraid not. She turned out to be a little... unstable *
I can't imagine why.

* Crazy-assed bunny boiler
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)
keep her away from me !!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:04, closed)
Clickage.

(iamdoingapooasisignup, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)
top work!
*click*
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 1:07, closed)
Superb skills...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:23, closed)
Mean
But I likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! awayfromthenumbers, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)
Click!
Awesome :)
(flyme, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:30, closed)

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