Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Mixed up MusicalsJust like The Producers take your favourite films and mixed them up as a musical - Gremlins vs. Ghostbusters Rockabilly Night, Nil By Mouth vs. Schindler's List the drum n' bass night, etc.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:10,
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latest was 15 years ago)
OriginsThe recent XMen origins and Star Wars Prequal films prove what a great idea it is to see where characters came from. So show us the origin of anyone or thing you can think of, real people, film monsters or kids tv..... like this www.b3ta.com/board/9836872
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:25,
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Internet on the high streetWhat if all the computers died and internet sites had to resort to peddling their wares on the high street.
What would facebook, 4chan or even b3ta look like in meatspace?
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Bindone?Its a zombie world afterall... everything zombie - history, present day, advertisements...
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b3ta will eat itself.....post away on b3ta (ok i know it dont rhyme)
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inappropriate barbie dolls.......go dress her up/down/good/bad/etc.
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The private lives of trollswhat do trolls get upto when there not hurling abuse/attention seeking on B3ta (or any other internet forum in that matter)
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IMagine a worldwhere e-mail had never been invented and all advertisers still had to use snail mail
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:24,
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Simon CowellWhere will the entertainment powerhosue Simon Cowell (SyCo), with his extreme wealth and X-Factor brand stop? His own dystopian Cowell-Country? World domination?
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wheres wally?stick wally in some funny places ie tiananmen square.
that is all
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The present you would LEAST like to open up on Christmas day.
Forget home-made jumpers knitted by granny of a reindeer with a bobble for a nose. Imagine opening up your gift of a suffocated hamster because some twonk forgot to supply air holes.
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External Christmass Decorations.You konw how some people like to decorate their houses and front lawns with lots of tacky christmass stuff? Well why not give it the b3ta treatment?
From festive speed camera on the roof, to a cattle grid placed at the end of a landing strip, or just some elaborate traps designed to hold any intruder attempting entry via the chimney. (and, of course, offensive christmass lights)
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:12,
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Super Strength Beers and Ciders Through the AgesWhy does the tower of Pisa lean? Because the builders were drunk on Special Brew. Why did the Titanic sink? Because the captain Edward Smith was wasted on White Lightning. Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because they all got ripped to their tits on Kestrel and forgot to breed. More examples please.
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Modern 12 Days of Christmas10 lords a-claiming (their expenses)
etc
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Picassofied picturesNormal pictures and photos given the picasso treament. Is that doable?
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Frankenstien food productionCadbury's and Marmite should get together to invent the Cadbury's Marmite Egg! As mentioned by Griffy in www.b3ta.com/board/9827049
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TV/Movie guest appearencesTake a movie/TV show and have a guest appearence in it.
Ironside staring along side Ironman, Yo Semmity Sam guest starring in Autumn Watch, Octomus Prime in The Matrix etc.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 8:53,
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Government AdvertsShop up some possible new government advertisements or change some old ones.
for example. "The Police: cunting in minorities for the upstanding whites of the community"
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Advertising for Aliens.The execs of Centauri Centauri (Alpha), the universe's largest adverting company, are looking for new creatives from the planet Earth*.
As part of your pitch you need to design an ad for life beyond our planet.
You can invent products that appeal to our extraterrestrial chums, reinvent existing 'Earth advertisements', employing celeb aliens for endorsements...the sky's not the limit!
eg:
*all part of a tired alternate reality TV show franchise. see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ads_In_Space_(beetlejuice)
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:01,
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Not your run-of-the-mill Christmas cardsCould be religious, Santa Clausy, or anything with a holiday-season theme, but nothing you'd expect to find at your local Hallmark store. See one possibility at:
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32676/1260170296/MaytheSeason.jpg
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LS18, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 7:39,
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Photoshop your dreams.If you're struggling to come up with dreams, eat lots of cheese before you go to bed.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 21:11,
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Mongs in HistoryNapoleon wants an ice-cream!
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 10:06,
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In Remembrance of....Christians worship/wear/kill vampires with the Crucifix in remembrance of Jesus - Show us other items in remembrance of dead people like a silver icepick for Trotsky and how those items can be weilded in the name of your hero etc.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:06,
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Non-photoshop art challengeMake something in a game using only the game. For example;
-Use the level editor to make a Mona Lisa out of walls and baddies.
-Arrange your MMORPG friends into a Last Supper recreation.
-Position the camera's point of view so as to intersect 3D models of animals and mimic Damien Hirst's "Divided" exhibit.
-Take screenshots of the hot-coffee minigame to erm... show us some porn.
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Inappropriate christmas presentsWe all get them, so let's exact revenge* on auntie Mabel by coming up with our own
* - not really
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:28,
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Celebrity MoonlightingIt turns out that for almost twenty years, movie hard-man Steven Segal has been holding down a second job as a Police Deputy in Louisiana. For real.
www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/12/02/DD3E1ASM6R.DTL#ixzz0YaeI2P7O
What jobs have other celebrities been doing in their spare time?
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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:55,
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For Christmas - handmade nativity scenesLike these: www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/nerd-tivity-scenes/
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