Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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technological challengeIt seems the Koreans have the right idea for combining comestibles and gizmos:
www.gearfuse.com/south-koreans-using-meat-as-an-iphone-stylus
Personally I suspect the dog's bollocks would be just as effective as their pre-packed sausages, but hopefully B3tans can come up with better suggestions?
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Excuses"The dog ate it", or "my nan died" are common excuses at school for not doing the required homework.
Would like to see excuses uttered/heard by b3tans that were either true or made up for anything (not just for homework, being late, breaking something, etc)
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tit for tatwe all know sex sells. so lets get sexing up some mundane crappy items or services. hawk your tawdry wares with some well-placed norkage and the odd washboard stomach for the ladies
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Victorian Aliens - How spiffing what what!If the bally aliens were to have landed during Victorian Times what would they have done to intergrate into our society? Get your Photoshop, and other digital skills into bally order and get jolly well shopping those Victorian Aliens!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:57,
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15 years ago)
BREAKFAST CEREAL! It's bloody great it is!Design your own B3ta Breakfast Cereal the WAY YOU WANT IT!
Bowl of Domobix anybody?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:57,
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They don't like it up 'emMy grandmother said this to me once. It's taken me twenty-three years, but I'm now ready to admit that I don't understand it one bit. Who are they? What do they have up 'em? And what's so bad about it? Please explain, using images where necessary.
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spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:48,
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How would you like to voteIn his conference speech, Mr Brown said Labour would hold a referendum "early" in the next Parliament on proposals for an alternative vote system.
but if you had to choose a new system how would it work?
Bring on the wall?
Egg and spoon race?
Fire up your shoppers and get to da choppers.
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:55,
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visualise anything that Rob Manuel Tweets during the week(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:19,
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The Future of AdvertisingAfter watching two full series of 'Mad Men' in a row, and marvelling at the way advertising used to be, I wondered, "What will advertising be like in the future?"
I would like B3ta to show me the answer.
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Whatever your problem, we have a Sub for it !Whatever your problem, we have a Sub for it !
Does sub way really have a sub for it?
I don’t think so.
Subways adverts just give me the mental image of a Sub full of anti depressants, as subways response to a personal tragedy.
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What gift experience day would I actually want brought for me?What gift experience day would I actually want brought for me?
Face it, the experience gift packs you can buy suck! Surly someone can package the experiences I really want and sell them to me.
I don’t want to spend 30 minutes in a race car after travelling for 4 hours to get there. I want something more like the following: beating up a traffic warden, 3 girls at once or maybe promotion at work.
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The truth about Sloths and KoalasJust sitting around in trees looking cute is it? I don't think so.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:24,
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Wales & the Welsheverybody knows what a great sense of humour the welsh have, particularly about ourselves!
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:23,
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save ITV!With ad revenue in the toilet, dwindling ratings, regional news to be abolished after the election, and they've installed Adam Crozier as the boss, what can possibly save the nation's favourite lowest-common-demoninator broadcaster?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:44,
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latest was 15 years ago)
The best way to die!What would be your favourite way to snuff it?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:25,
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latest was 15 years ago)
SuperinjunctionsWhat can go in a picture, that superinjunctions won't let you put into words? from John Terry's women, the McLibels, Tiger Woods facial injuries and disappearing media comments about Dr Jane Barton
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Photoshop the Wacky Races.
These wonderful chaps and chapesses (well Penelope anyway) are long overdue a B3TA tribute. Shop it.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:57,
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Sherlock HolmesHow would the classic detective be in new capers - but with a modern twist - create the movie poster
Sherlock Holmes and the Car-jacked Prince
Sherlock Holmes lost at Kings Cross Station
etc..
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Straight to DVDPrequels or sequels to movies that just never would see the big screen, but would be in the $5 rack at Walmart -
such as
Babe II - Pig in Kansas City
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Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes is knackeredHe's skint, has "personal issues" and is now locked up. And he's 41. His days as a loveable, cherubic child star are a distant memory, and his career is seemingly fucked. He needs re-inventing - what should Arnold do next?
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Tesco does the movies...According to this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8478414.stm
Tesco is now involved in a joint venture with the film industry and will be dealing with the marketing and sales for straight-to-dvd titles based on best selling books.
With this in mind, open up photoshop and show us how far Tesco could go in marketing all Hollywood movies.
*LOL MOVIEPOSTERS*
*LOL TESCO VALUE*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:18,
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How would you remake your favourite TV show?What new stars have come along since the original who might do the job better?, how could the plot be updated to 2010? ..you decide.
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American JesusAs we all know, Jesus was a lovable figure who cured the sick, fed the starving and washed people's feet. However, various evangelicals in the USA claim that they are the sole representatives of Jesus.
So, what would Jesus be like if he was American?
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:01,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Worlds blankiest blank!In an ideal world what would be the programme you'd love to watch on the shit pump? When kittens attack? Worlds scariest police women?
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