Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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If England was JapaneseDomo Guarding Buckingham Palace, Noodles for breakfast or maybe a decent public transport system ?
What would Japanese England be like?
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 11 Jun 2006, 0:37,
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If all animals could interbreed?Humans with Cows, Dogs with Dolphins, Pandas with Chipmunks. The list is endless...
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I quite like the idea of genetic engineeringOften I dream of fantastic improvements I could make to myself. Show us how you would use genetic engineering to make the human body stronger, faster and with more crab claws/radioactive eyes on stalks than ever before.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 0:02,
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Unlikely terrorist cells/causes.Tell us of their nefarious ways.
Such as the millitant wing of the Chiswell Green WI, who hold coffee mornings but no-one brings any milk!
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Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 18:52,
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Signs of cultural collapseIf our culture was collapsing, what signs and events would we expect to see ?
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What would the Compos be likeIf they weren't set by Fraser?
/unfluff
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Some say Grobes is a Village.Some say Grobes is a town.
Some say Grobes is a nation.
Some say Grobes is a state of mind but they're full fo shit.
Show us Grobes, Grobesians and all things Grobe... or the directions to the nearest exit.
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Good turns badTake something or someone unmistakably good, wholesome and pure and shop it into an image of evil and woe.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 4:25,
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OCDWhat if Obsessive Compulsive Disorder sufferers were in charge?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 0:35,
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Marketing rubbishSome bad inventions get made, some really bad ones often sell well, particularly if made by communist countries where the consumer has no choice. Yet when the wall comes down they continue to sell....
Take the Lada for example. A truly awful car, yet millions have sold.
Think of the worst products on the open market, and show us how you'd advertise them!
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chav culture.... gone poshChavvy things are associated with the poor, they wear shell suits and eat at McDonalds.... but what if they all won the lottery!?
Would Macca's start selling caviar and lobster...?
So tell us; What would the world be like if all the chavs were rich?
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B3tan spotI spotted a ginger B3tan on Neal street yesterday afternoon. What other places would make nice b3tan habitats?
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What will it be like when China becomes the new America.... and it probably will.
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What if the conspiracy theorists were right?Just suppose that parliament was controlled by big business, man never landed on the moon, 911 was organised by the government, aliens live amongst us, what would the world be like?
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If Jeremy Beadle was a film star.That is all.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jun 2006, 23:25,
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Noel Edmonds goes hardcoreand I don't just mean porn, but if he had enough of his prissy programmes (like us), what would he do if he felt risque?
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The world in 100 years time...What will the world be like?? What new inventions will there be?? What will we live in and what will daily life be like??
Hmm...
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What would posters look like if the advertisers got the wrong end of the stick?Warn against the dangers of fresh fruit & veg, promote drinking, smoking, etc.
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:09,
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World Press Photos of the year - great pics - bloody miserableHaving looked at the world press photos of the year they are great pictures, but all so unhappy.
Photoshop them to give them a happier meaning.
www.worldpressphoto.nl/index.php?option=com_photogallery&task=view&id=174&Itemid=115
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Rhetorical Online petitionswww.stopatred.org/ is a nice idea, but as people point out it exists because so many cyclists don't stop at red!
www.idontsignonlinepetitions.com would be another
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thistle, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 18:52,
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When your food turns against youMany b3tarders may have experienced how terribly food can go wrong when being left too long in the fridge or behind the kitchen shelves. Maybe it already founded some kind of rioting paramilitary organization?
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simple - swap cool with uncoolwhat would the kids be doing, wearing or listening to?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Jun 2006, 13:14,
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One HandIf you only had one hand, how would you eat big sandwiches? How would you press CtrlAltDel? How would you tie shoe laces? HOW WOULD YOU WANK? erm that last one's a bit personal...
The inventions required if everyone was a mono-fist.
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The Lurker Plenty One, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 12:33,
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Awful Album CoversI was looking at the pop world's lunatic fringe the other day. Here is some genuine album art that needs to be forgotten.
img131.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc66&image=66319_worst_album_covers.jpg
These album covers are truly, astronomically bad.
But what would happen if these same album-art designers let rip with their skills on the current top 10?
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Scarlet magazinehave a competition called Twart! Not sure what I'd suggest the guys do instead but I'm sure they can think of something.
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moogy boobles, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 14:57,
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Under the influenceI'd like to see what b3tards come up with.
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moogy boobles, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 14:54,
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Alternative Anti Smoking CampaignAll these posters showing diseased lungs and dying relatives clearly doesn't stop 11 year old kids taking up fags.
My idea would be to make fun of smokers. Pictures of Gordon Brown with wads of smokers cash, or posters of chavs with fags in their gobs looking decidedly uncool.
What are the alternatives?
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If Tony Hancock came back from the deadWhat would he make of the interwebby?
btw..for fellow maudlin gits a sneaky URL:
www.24hourmuseum.org.uk/exh_gfx_en/ART37427.html
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