Public service announcements.
Don't drink and drive. Don't go off with strangers. Don't play football on railway lines. The Government's determined to make our lives less fun*. What warnings should they really be giving us?

(*also less short and painful, but that's not important right now.)
( Trinosaur, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 2:53, Reply)

What products would companies market if proper drugs were legal?
UPDATE: 11th Jan 2006.
This challenge has now been done at
www.b3ta.com/challenge/drugproducts/
No point for voting for this again!
( rob, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 1:10, Reply)

if the world was a better place....
...there'd be no slough. instead of the usual adding of things to photos, remove things you don't like in order to make the world a better place.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 10:16, Reply)

we're drunk on brandy older than we are.
we found a bottle of brandy in the basement and it's from 1950 something. yay crazy old hoarding people for paarents! so now we want to see:

a safer place for new israel.
make the deserts profitable.
common appliances in hell/heaven/the afterlife.
( postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 3:12, Reply)

What if everyone
could see five minutes into the future?
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 18:42, Reply)

What can you get for 3 KB?
Remember when a home computer had 16 K of RAM, and all the great stuff you could fit into it? Surely, then, 3 K is ample for a picture. How much can you fit in?
( Trinosaur, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 18:37, Reply)

Stupid puns
Just a range of stupid puns, that sort of cringe-worthy humour that is either hilarious or just plain dumb. They can be on any subject.

I think it'd be fun, anyway.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 20:19, Reply)

What would the world be like if we were more apathetic?

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 16:46, Reply)

New innovations catalogue
Full of stuff we really, REALLY want.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 14 Dec 2005, 16:20, Reply)

Make ugly things more appealing
such as a make-up kit for sharks

Otherwise pick something where the answer isnt just in the title.
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 11:40, Reply)

PCGM
political correctness gone mad: safety warnings. they're everywhere, ie 'contains fish' printed on a tin of tuna (true) and 'not suitable for vegetarians' printed on a tin of beef stew (possibly true) and 'may contain traces of nut' on a certain little blue dress (probably not true but an amusing idea)
the public must be warned! FEAR EVERYTHING DAY!
annotate the world according to your own experiences and hangups
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 10:28, Reply)

You know how Eastenders is rubbish?
How can we pep it up a bit?
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 13 Dec 2005, 15:29, Reply)

Our Town
Post unshopped pics (your own of course) of your town. Fair game:

Misspelled/funny signs (such as a muffler shop called "Muff Doctor," around back from "Lube Doctor" or the hotel "El Ranko" *100% fact*).

Local nutters.

Unfortunately posed Christmas displays (Now we know why she's called Vixen).
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 16:03, Reply)

Actors as wrong character
Hagrid in Cracker
Dr Wonka as Saromon in LOTR
Hanibal lector as PIcasso
Lucious malfoy as Captian hook
etc etc
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 17:15, Reply)

If your parents were cousins...

Photoshop a picture of yourself to see what sort of vague scary deformities you might've got had your parents been cousins, or siblings or summat.

I thought it was a good idea anyhow...
( Liquid Crystal, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 16:49, Reply)

Celebrities...
I'd happily run over with my car.

Posh.

Jordan.

Andre.

Think up your own!
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 9 Dec 2005, 13:54, Reply)

What would the internet be like
if it was all done using fridge magnets
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:42, Reply)

vaginas.
Lots of them.
(nappy rash, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:20, Reply)

Noo challenge
Bands that should have appeared on John Peel's show. eg arctic monkeys. we used to have a game that was : random word; animal.. seems they took that too seriously
(Nery Titmilk tickling your fancy since, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 1:07, Reply)

anime pisstake
that was a nice idea
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 17:13, Reply)

A masterpiece in 30 x 30 pixels
Give the worldwideinterwebnet a well deserved holiday by not stealing all its bandwidth. Post a picture that is less than 30 pixels by 30 pixels
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 14:39, Reply)

Events for the Geriatric Olympics. Either adapted current events, or new special events such as queueing, Stairlift races etc etc
Everyone else has olympics, even the mongs, so why dont old people?
( Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 18:40, Reply)

Oxymorons...
Such as: "Up next, a great tune from John Mayer"
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 16:26, Reply)

ANYTHING
but the challenge idea you actually pick.

(Edit: unless it's 44022 :-)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 13:59, Reply)

MUSIC AND FOOD
go on please fraser i've been banging on about it for a year now put me out of my misery pleeease

cheers mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:27, Reply)

Crap Websites
that never made it big.

-OR-

Forgotten Holidays?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:17, Reply)

What a celeb sees
Let's have a look at what a celeb really sees real-life as.

Bonus points to anyone who can somehow link Jeffrey Archer to Bubba's fantasy.
(Purple Jonax, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:12, Reply)

"Celebrity Swap Shop"
Harking back to the good old days of the 80's Saturday Morning TV Show, what items would Celebrities want to swap, and more importantly, what would they swap them for?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:13, Reply)