Whales In Space
Whales In Space
Whales In Space
Whales In Space

WHALES IN SPACE
(The Deeper Well watches your kids sleeping, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 3:23, Reply)

If the internet was never invented..
What would the world be like today? Hopefully some good 'shopping should show us.
( Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 12:45, Reply)

How It Should Have Ended...
of course theres the website howitshouldhaveended, but what about other real life events? how could the kennedy assasination ended? pick a movie,event, point in history and give it a new ending
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 22:58, Reply)

Google's New Look!
Google looks functional and boring right now. Design a new homepage for the supersite that would appeal to the new, hip generation.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 19:45, Reply)

Animals in work
if animals had to work, what would their ideal jobs be?
(kellogg going slowly insane, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 13:50, Reply)

Updated sayings
A watched kettle never boils, a rolling stone gathers no moss.... old expressions that sometimes make no sense.
What new expressions should we be kitted out with for future use? A Noob's first post always Redexes? A watched PC never shuts down? Or a You should judge a chav by it's colours?
( HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:47, Reply)

What if.....
British bands were from other countries?
(privatepike, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:40, Reply)

Your own Newsnight Review and panel for it.
Who would be the ultimate panel for reviewing things deemed massively impactive on culture and then the tv highlights? Or alternatively does Mark Kermode require a new rubber hair set? Is the purple background in need of a magenta update?
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 0:49, Reply)

punchlines
just the punchlines to jokes
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:07, Reply)

NO MORE LIEESS!!
What if there were no more lying allowed? What would train announcers say?

"Sorry the 10:15 to Edinburgh is cancelled. Tony the driver was out on the piss last night and is currently still in bed with the horror he pulled at chucking out time."

If people, businesses, governments and websites weren't allowed to fiddle about with the truth, what would they say?
( Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:19, Reply)

Updated TV shows and Films
Doctor Who got the treatment, and a load of shows are being 're-made' for a modern audience. So lets see some alternative versions of TV shows and films that will really appeal to today's culture...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:02, Reply)

Photos of your "bits"
Take a photo of your genitals, and edit them to look bigger and nicer than they really are. Make it look bigger, or if you prefer smaller, wider, saggier, juicier, flappier, etc..
It doesnt have to be your own, you can take a photo of somebody elses, or steal one from a porn site if you must, but then why would you want to make that look more impressive?
( turb0t, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 18:49, Reply)

Catching Cyber-criminals
In these days of p2p, phishing, Nigerian scam emails and so forth, the police need to come up with inventive new ways to catch the online criminal. How do they do it?
(Sun King ga ga ga ga ga, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 16:01, Reply)

Morrissey enters competitions


Emo Granddad Morrissey is reportedly in talks to enter the Eurovision song contest.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6244153.stm

What if Mozza (sic) was a compulsive competition freak.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:48, Reply)

Mock Saddam




Hey he was wa twunt Lets mock that n00b
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 16:26, Reply)

'Alternate history'
'uses for old people'
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 12:35, Reply)

What B3tards would do to image thieves if they got their hands on them!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 11:43, Reply)

Bad Ideas for Broadway shows..
I know it sounds bad, but they took the movie "high fidelity" and made it into a play/ musical on Broadway. Some ideas shouldnt ever be spoken.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 2:11, Reply)

How to deal with Smartarses
Not the already done smug guys, rather how to deal with those that think Chavs should be killed and that Daily Mail criticism is as fresh as a post natal excretion. This then leads into a massive paradox, as then there needs to be a new compo of "How to deal with those that think they're so big and clever they they ought to point out the ills and instead of leaving bandwagons should attempt to voice their opinions first and making an arse out of themselves when they're found out to actual racists themselves."
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 23:55, Reply)

Killing Ewoks
And other tales of Star Wars editing.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 23:40, Reply)

Bye Bye Virgin CrowdCountry
Virgin Trains is to loose the CrossCountry Network, all their routes which don't run through London - like from Aberdeen to Penzance, and operated by the 4/5 carraged (ironically named) 'Voyager' Trains could be run by somebody else...

...But who? You decide!

BTW: I've put a bid in for 1p...wish me luck.
(Factorandvibration, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 17:06, Reply)

Amusing Crimes
Like Arson with added slapstick, or mail fraud with limericks.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 2:30, Reply)

Anti-Junk Food Ads
Jamie Oliver, The Government and even Disneyland have jumped on this bandwagon. Shop your own ad to stop obesity.
(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 21:45, Reply)

Ah! Rape A Celebrity Ape... I love that show
any ideas for really sick, un-PC, evil and wrong gameshows? Possibly featuring Noel Edmonds.
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 0:46, Reply)

Shop Jade Goody like a nazi

( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 19:42, Reply)

LiveHelp - how can they help you?
There are a wealth of websites out there offering LiveHelp to aid customers in getting what they want. Not enough people use LiveHelp enough - all those office monkeys must surely be bored out of their minds. Why don't you give them something to do and see what kind of obscure help you can get them to offer? Just screen print your results and badabing!
(TehBulldog Be cool. Stay in school., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 19:05, Reply)

Video games
Video games are getting increasingly violent.

What will Video Games be like in the future?
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:54, Reply)

SQUIRTING NUNS CLIMBING FOUNTAINS
see!
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 23:39, Reply)

IMAGE SUGGESTION
EVERY ONE DRUNK FROM QUEEN TO CELEBRITIES TO ANYONE
(noONE nobody, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 19:03, Reply)