Balloons
Do stuff with balloons.

Balloons.

Or

Images with secretly subversive/hidden Zoo/Nuts mocking... First person to get one printed wins, um, a balloon.
( Collatallie Sisters, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:56, Reply)

animals as superheroes

( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:23, Reply)

The Greatness of
Bacon
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Maybe
Alternate plots based on the film/tv series title?

Band of brothers: 4 brothers form barbershop quartet?

Red dwarf....lol
( JojoThe3rd They WILL wear lapel pins., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:48, Reply)

Fucking awesome robots!!!
Here we are living in the 21st century and we're still not seeing any fucking awesome robots! All we get are Rubiks Cube solving Meccano piles.
I want giant war tanks with Schwarzeneggar's head on top! Sexy laundry droids that do extra blow dry services! and springy legged street walkers for carrying people about because they're too fat and lazy to do it themselves!

GIVE ME FUCKING AWESOME ROBOTS OF ANY SHAPE AND SIZE NOW!!!

Actually, fuck it, while this sounds awesome, we did robots 3 months ago just before Transformers.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:46, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

What if
we photoshopped stories from the Bible? Jonah, Job, etc. Or not, it's up to you ..
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Probably bindun...
But what if album covers / titles came true?

What would a diamond dog look like? What if you really went 'Into the Music'?
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Here are some more useless suggestions.
- Design your own superpower or shop how you would use your favourite

- The usefulness of child labour

- Alternatives to prison sentences

- New olympic events for 2012 in london
( glubglub should be working on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:20, Reply)

Cartoon characters from the Alternate Universe...
Us old geeks remember the alternate universe from Star Trek. But what did their kids watch on TV?

I see Bagpuss as an evil overload, with Madeline the ragdoll as his 'personal assistant', the mice from the Mouse Organ, chained slaves and Professor Yattle working in a salt mine for being too intellectual. I daren't think what he did with the 'rescued' toys...
(alloydog, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:35, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The world if we were all three feet tall!
Theres a very small door neer my work place, you'd have to be three feet to fit through without bending over, made me think what else would be different if we were all little people.

Better than pylons anyway.
( Peej, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:20, Reply)

HUM!!
Celeb sex tapes that would be simply horrid
(DeTimmy you'd better be sorry!!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:20, Reply)

yes
MERCATS!
( Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:53, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Alternative Extreme Sports.
What if snowboarding was done with rockets.

Or football was done with tanks and an oversized football.

Suggestions welcome.
(Looneytwuns, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:45, Reply)

Alternative gameshows
What if gameshows had motives outside of the normal boundaries? Perhaps the prizes could be stuffed owls? would the wheel of fortune have a execution tab? Open photoshop and show us your sickening (or wonderful) gameshows.
( hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:59, Reply)

Cthulu in the city

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Meerkats
do I need to say more?
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:02, Reply)

Someone just pointed out to me
...that Elton John and Anne Widdicombe are twins separated at birth.

More looky-likies?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:59, Reply)

ROFLSAUSAGED!!
"My goodness! My Roflsausage!"

"A Smooth-Running Roflsausage is a Relaxing Experience"

"Hey, have you tried Roflsausage?"

"Roflsausage chews 'em up and spits 'em out"

"Roflsausage 100% guaranteed or your money back."

"Order a Roflsausage today!"
( JojoThe3rd They WILL wear lapel pins., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:41, Reply)

Have a baby.
It's that simple! Reproduce.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:38, Reply)

Scout Badges
After Hankster on talk mentioned about the Scouts not allowing athiests into the organisation and it was suggested that B3TA start it's own Scouts. Funnily enough I remembered all the badges.

More thread here

www.b3ta.com/talk/4421775

What Badges would the B3TA Scouts endeavour towards?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:33, Reply)

one word.


BRANDOW
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Anything other than a one word compo
anything with fluff acceptable
( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 12:28, Reply)

What would your computer do if...
you where about to press a button enabling you to see the every b3ta page in history in one go..?
heres what mine would.. flipp'n bandwidth.

[edit: sorry about laziness of the b3ta homepage]
( forksworth schwing!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Im in ur compo - FAIL
I think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If pictures showed us Fail...
(Grim Repairer, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Funny and Sexy Girls 15 pics
lol101.com/media-1--31-Funny_Pictures-Girls.html
(kevinlucas, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:19, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Rule
The Daily Blah thinks it has some good ideas for alternative 50p designs.

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=510614&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

I think you can do better.
(scrul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:59, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

BEADLE
beadle
(bacontrout got ska, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:05, Reply)

REEEAAAAAADDDDYYYY!!!!!!
Why not have an image challenge based on the soon to be revived Gladiators but put celebrities in place of the gladiators, give them funny/unique names and just generally take the piss

Message Ends
(pm1986, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:59, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)