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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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why did the octal numeral system have trouble processing the hexidecimal numeral system resulting from a base conversion?
it found it difficult in accepting it coming out as non-binary
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 23 Oct 2021, 2:27, Reply)
Why are Spanish houses so expensive?
Costa living.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 22 Oct 2021, 16:10, Reply)
I just got a computer controlled autonomous car...
...it keeps parking on the road outside my house and refuses to drive onto my property. It must be the hard drive.
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Fri 22 Oct 2021, 15:48, Reply)
Which jungle cats don't like chocolate?
Savoury tooth tigers.

FU All!
(drinkingteddy, Fri 22 Oct 2021, 15:26, Reply)
In my late teens I was convinced I was the first to make this joke.
“Why did the girl fall off the swing?”

“Because she had no arms”
(mosca espanola 🇪🇸🪰, Fri 22 Oct 2021, 1:42, Reply)
Why did the Vietnamese general miss the Tet Offensive?
He was on a giap year
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 22:44, Reply)
Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, used to carry a minty treat with a hole on his extremely small penis?

A Polo on a Bonerpart.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 20 Oct 2021, 21:51, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, was famous for having genitals identical to those of the endangered pygmy chimpanze?

Napoleon Bonoboparts!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 20:02, Reply)
Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, liked to suck a cockatoo?

Napoleon Blownaparrot!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 15:23, Reply)
Whose famous last words were "Kiss me hard-on"?
Fellatio Nelson
(Iawn Cont, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 11:43, Reply)
Why can't you simply walk in to where ever Sophie Ellis Bextor is dancing?
Because it's Mordor on the dance floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 23:01, Reply)
Which German dictator did big smelly poos? Adolf Shitler!
Which American president was known for his big smelly poos? Theodore Poosvelt!
Which British monarch was a big smelly poo? Richard the Turd!
Which Russian president is famous for doing big smelly poos? Vladimir Pootin!
Which North Korean leader smells of poo? Kim Pong Poo!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 22:20, 4 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
which Roman military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the Gallic Wars and bragged about his successful campaigns and conquests, was murdered in cold blood?

Julius Teaser!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 21:58, Reply)
Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, died by explosion?

Napoleon Blownapart!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 20:05, Reply)
What's black and white and Read all over?
The comedian Al Read during his appearances on the 1963-64 ITV sketch show 'Life And Al Read'!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 17:17, Reply)
I've just cleaned my computer with a damp cloth
But it didn't wipe the data.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 14:36, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
I didn't think the Tory cuts could get any worse.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 18 Oct 2021, 17:58, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
What was William Archibald Spooner's least favourite thing for frying?
Fuck dat!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 18 Oct 2021, 10:34, 6 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
What do you call a male sex worker?
A prostidude.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 20:22, 5 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
It was so cold yesterday....my dick shrunk to 10 inches!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 1:55, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
what does a bee take in the bathroom?
apis
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:11, Reply)
Why does the Starship Enterprise smell?
Because William Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:57, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
What do you call a man with no shins?
Anything you like - he can't chase you!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:36, Reply)
Which 1980s dreampop band were named after two parts of the human body?
The Cocteau Twins!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Oct 2021, 16:27, 7 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Which popular reggae singer had hits with "I Shit The Sheriff" and "Three Little Turds"?
Poop Marley.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:35, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
what do you call the actor who played Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films, when he's in great pain caused by hard stools?
Poop-hurt Grint
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:30, Reply)
what do you get when you cross the lead singer of Status Quo, the Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church, and a turd?
Poop Francis
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:26, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

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