An Announcement
It is with great sorrow, sadness and regret that I make this announcement: I am leaving B3ta.

The reasons behind this are personal and need not concern you. Suffice to say it has been with a lot of careful thought and sleepless nights that I have come to this decision. The decision to leave B3ta after many years of fun, after many wonderful stories, and much, much hilarity.

One matter I think I must address before I go. The matter of my identity. I am not 'Dr Skagra', of course; and I could reveal to you my true identity - but I am a prominent figure; I'd even go so far as to say a household name, and any connection with this site would harm my shining reputation.

So it just remains for me to say, goodbye, 'sweeties'. Goodbye, friends.

It's been fun.

Goodbye.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:25, 14 replies)

fingers crossed that the blast starts a fucking massive fire

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:26, closed)

Not even for a second

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:26, closed)

If I pretend to believe you, does that make YOU the April fool?
^^ Upset.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:45, closed)

He didn't really put that much effort into it, poor attempt. Rate: F
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:15, closed)

Worst...
flounce...
ever.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 11:57, closed)

doctor who is for children you deluded fantasist

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:08, closed)

It's no Boxtrolls.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:10, closed)

A post of yours that didn't sap my will to live

( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 12:52, closed)

yeah yeah april fool yeah yeah
have you not found a suitable fire yet?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 13:33, closed)

Yes!

(Porcupine, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 15:02, closed)

As some of uou clever little pudding brains have worked out
APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I'm not really going!

I'm NEVER going to leave! EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!

EVER!

I have LOADS more storiez to tell!

YOU LOVE ME!

LAIYGH8TERSZ SWEEEEE3E3E3E3EE3E3EE3TIESZE!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 15:50, closed)

as ever, the best story.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 18:22, closed)

If anyone does identify him,
I volunteer to pour the petrol and light the match.
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 10:52, closed)

Her, sweeetie
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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:53, closed)

fuck off
that's my job
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:15, closed)

I think it's Boxxy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:35, closed)