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We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*

What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?

* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes

(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:58)
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Kablooie
Eons ago when I was but a tike and my older sister (at that stage about 11 or so) had friends over for a sleep-over...

Much giggling and ooo-ing and aaahhh-ing as they were having fun trying to summon god knows what with a homemade ouija board late at night.

Dad decided to let off a firecracker (I think posing as a stick of TNT) outside the window.

I still don't think he's lived down the ignomy of having to call all the parents to immediately collect their distraught, wailing, blubbering daughters.

I guess he timed it spot on then.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 12:55, Reply)
I'm going to haunt everyone
until the QOTW changes






woooooooooooooo.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 11:02, Reply)
Ouija
Bit of a house party, decided to do some Ouija first few times went rubbish. Too many people and too much horse play.

Stripped out the late-night casulties from the party and there a dedicated, semi-serious and entirely skeptical crew were ready to do some serious Ouija at midnight.

Now the Ouija board would only work when my mate, who owned the house we were in, touched it. Yet this spirit was able to answer personal questions about a lot of people at this soirée.

Nothing to convince the scientist in me. The final event, which did affect me and indeed everyone else was that a bird started screching outside, real loud around 1/2 midnight.

The Ouija pointer started moving rapidly

S-H-U-T-U-P-B-I-R-D

and as it landed on the D the bird did shut up.
Quite spooky and we had all heard it!

I put it all down to subconcious knowledge and group hypnosis/hysteria.

Oh yeah, and there was a single black feather broken off and sticking out the grass in the morning...

this is my first time and i believe i am supposed to apologise for something|? ah well...
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:34, Reply)
Someone I know well made a living as a fortune teller
with Tarot cards, crysral ball, palmistry etc.

Then her brother died and she got herself featured in the national press, saying, I saw my brother after he was dead! How could this be? And I don't even BELIEVE in stuff like that!

After which 15 minutes of fame, she lost all her customers. A sort of messing with the dark side in reverse.

Some of her disillusioned former clients still carry the clipping around to warn the gullible.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 7:15, Reply)
Out of body experience? or just stoned?
Three of us used to get very stoned whilst hanging around college, and would hire out a music room as we were in a band as well.

One day we thought we would trie a ouwidga (spelling?) board, and we tried to get in contact with my best mates granny. It seemed to work at the time and got very very freaked out when we realised we got a date of her birth and her middle name rigt even though we didnt know her.

so we decided to do a seance and got me to sit in the middle of a table, thought i was being possessed by a woman, felt faint and out of it and started to talk gibberish.

i felt myself lift in the air, and started to get freaked out, until my friend informed me i wasnt moving, nothing had happened and i was in fact, fucking stoned...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:43, Reply)
I had this friend...
...and he was a Jehovah's Witness, and therefore considered himself the ultimate authority on messing with anything religious. Ever.

I remember one particular lecture that explained how someone had hanged himself after reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards into a mirror and therefore summonging the devil, how playing with a ouija board can cause the devil to take control of your soul. But under no account should you *ever* say the word "God" backwards.

And it was only when I asked him for a three-letter word describing a four-legged animal whose vocabulary consisted only of the word "woof" that he realised I'd rumbled him...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:42, Reply)
More Ouija Board
My Grandad,rest his soul was a merry prankster.My Nan and a group of workmates,liked to go to her house in their dinner hour and do the old Ouija board.My Grandad was thoroughly fed up of this,so one day,exacted revenge.He took him a balloon,which he inflated thoroughly.He lurked against the curtained window until they were mid seance,whereupon he popped it through the open window light and let go.The result was a farting "ghost" spazzing around the room,which caused general hysterical behaviour and one of the women actually pissing herself in fright.What a man he was.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:27, Reply)

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