Seasonal QOTW
oh wait IT'S NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS TIME YOU FUCKERS.

Yeah I was a sheep har fucking har har.

Seriously if I wanted it to be Christmas 24/7 I'd buy several dogs and dress them up as reindeer, drug my housemate and dress him up as Santa and then get so fucking drunk I'd believe I was actually the Christmas fucking elf here to bring you all a good slice of good will and fucking harmony but seeing as it's MARCH I am bitter and twisted and as such refuse to read any of these fucking dull as shit QOTWs that seem to have not only excluded women in the past weeks penis malarky but now you're discriminating again Jehovah's Witnesses. Way to go asshole they don't get to dress up as mongoids in the plays they have to sit outside and dream about fucking Mrs Claus or something. Probably suck having to go door to door at the North Pole trying to convert elves though.

I diagress. Fuck you QOTW I'm more likely to get fucking Christmas spirit than you are likely to get a decent fucking suggestion from the hundreds of pages of decent fucking suggestions. Sheesh a question just called "Fucking amuse us you fucktards" would be more fucking inventive than this Christmas shit.

So yeah. Fuck off.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:33, 15 replies)

You missed YouTube's comment section,
take your anger there, they love it.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:01, closed)

Ha!
Indeed! Although he spells too well. He'll have to tone it down a bit, add a few out of place vowels, and change his name.

Why does a QOTW have to corresponde with seasons though?! It's just a question! I don't restrict my talk of snow to Yuletide, I don't feel fear if I ask someone if they like mince pies during August...
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:05, closed)

I'm a girl
so you can fuck off too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:13, closed)

You forgot to put a period
at the end of your sentence!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:06, closed)

You'd be meaning a full stop, right?
Here TGB, you dropped this: .
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53, closed)

Calm down Badgerkins
t'Is only the Internet after all.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:02, closed)

Well said Miss Badger
*Clicks, Clicks Hard*
(bill, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:21, closed)

well I for one
am with you Miss Badger- both the last 2 questions have sucked balls- this one worse than the last.

You have my click.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 2:04, closed)

Whoa
Have you considered switching to decaf?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 6:46, closed)

*chortle*
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:16, closed)

Erm...
'Diagress'?

*whistles innocently*
( snee held his breath since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, closed)

Fuck off!
:p

I don't drink coffee either I'd be so much worse if I did :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:25, closed)

Winner.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:12, closed)

^^ this!
...I'm still PAYING for the LAST FUCKING XMAS!

Where do you *think* my xmas spirit is right now? eh? where? eh?
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:25, closed)

full agreement
& full (fucking) stop.

*click*
( cackers, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, closed)