I love this story
Once upon a time a bully who used to swear at me and push me around offered me a fight after school. I though why the fuck not, I've got nothing to lose (except my life, where on that day it was barely worth living anyways!). Long story short...I kicked the absolute shit out of this guy, I broke his jaw, teeth and 2 fingers. From that day onwards he and his mates left me alone. I ended up shaking his hand on the last day of my school life and he sincerely apologised for being such a little shit. I ended up fucking his sister a year later and gave her a quite serious STI...I'm not joking...he is looking for me once again!
(mpaz52, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, 10 replies)

Thats what you call
Collateral damage, heh!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:23, closed)

Oh man.
I bet his sister was a supermodel who drove an Accord too.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, closed)

So let me get this straight....
Someone (let's face it one person shoving you and swearing at you doesn't exactly qualify as bullying realy - unless it goes on for ages) picks on you and teases you a bit at school - challenges you to a fight and you beat the shit out of him. Sorry, but broken jaw/fingers/teeth is a BIT overkill for a playground fight, but I guess maybe these things happen. Still, hardly something to boast about.

Then you screw his sister - no, wait - let's not qualify this as his sister to start with - you have sex with a woman and give her a very nasty STI. And given that you had just left school I'm guessing you where both quite young. That's a pretty fucking despicable thing to do to someone you know? Kind of thing that fucks someone up relationship/sex wise for a fair few years. I don't realy think you should be boasting about such things.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:55, closed)

You're assuming that this is true.
It has the ring of all those 'yeah, I learnt karate and kicked fuck out my bullies' stories a year or so back.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, closed)

Maybe I'm naive at this internetting
But there's no way I'd make something up like that that paints me in such a bad light.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:59, closed)

So.
You're admitting, on the internet, to having a rancid cock?
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, closed)

We're presuming they're a guy... s/he could have a putrid set of beef curtains instead.

Just saying.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sat 1 May 2010, 8:26, closed)

Bruuuum BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUM...brum *turns off engine, parks up*
yo.

I heard you've got an Accord ...*takes a draw on cigarette*

Do you wanna join the HAOCVG? as in The Honda Accord Owners Club Vigilante Group?

*flicks cigarette* ...let me know bro.

Maybe we can handbrake our cars into nasty dads and office bullies. Take it easy ....friend.

*burns out with flames shooting out one of the models in the backseat*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:02, closed)

Ha ha! You legend!
There's nothing better than giving an innocent person a serious disease. I'd know, because, just like you, I've had sex.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:10, closed)

once?

( likeajackhammer, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:13, closed)

ALMOST TWICE

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:14, closed)

lolled

( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:56, closed)

fuck off
I'm not joking... just fuck off
( likeajackhammer, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:12, closed)

Serious bizzzz!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:22, closed)

I'M GETTING IRATE ONLINE!

( likeajackhammer, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:27, closed)

you are soooooo cool
.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:26, closed)

What were his sisters breasts like?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:46, closed)

ha ha ha
Did you almost kill him with a two-inch punch?! And did a voice shout "Finish Him!" once you had "perfected" him? Wasn't the STI a Ford thing rather than a Honda? So many questions, but why the fuck not, _{I've got nothing to lose...}
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 May 2010, 2:57, closed)