Ha!
The other one was MADE to give me my name back.

Sex, eh? Well on that front I can beat you all. Fucking back-stabbing, whippernsnackers. Let me tell you about sex.

Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Painya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watched the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help) crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.

Yeah?

Beat that.
(Rob Fairholme Ha! Fuck off. It's MY name., Fri 23 May 2014, 16:01, 28 replies)

FUCK THE FUCK OFF

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 16:34, closed)

Yeah?
Why should I? You think you own this place, you and little Shambolina.
(Rob Fairholme Ha! Fuck off. It's MY name., Fri 23 May 2014, 16:42, closed)

REALLY GET YOUR COAT AND FUCK OFF -

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 16:57, closed)

^upset
(Rob Fairholme Ha! Fuck off. It's MY name., Fri 23 May 2014, 17:09, closed)

Please kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:05, closed)

I'm sorry but this is completely unreadable

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:05, closed)

How desperate and dull must one be to impersonate somebody so desperate and dull, Albert.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:34, closed)

On that basis it's probably Dozer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:37, closed)

dunno what that is soz

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:48, closed)

I wish I didn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:51, closed)

It's you, isn't it?
George! is you too, isn't it?

Feel a bit sorry for actually, being a dick is one thing - but creating 'hilarious' accounts to troll yourself stupid is just desperate. Desperate and lonely.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:53, closed)

^ also Dr. S

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:55, closed)

Hands up who isn't Dr. S!
Unfortunately I clearly am.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:32, closed)

I heard it was hands up Dr. S'! If you catch my drift. If not , I mean I heard he likes getting fisted.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:09, closed)

I do enjoy a wrecked rectum.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 20:07, closed)

You must enjoy your own mums then

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:43, closed)

He is not!
I am Dr S

As in Doctor Skagra

THE ORIGINAL, you might say

Sweeties!

xxxxxx
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 24 May 2014, 15:11, closed)

pipe down, noob

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 15:26, closed)

Oooh hello
Other Dr S!

How's life?

XXXXXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 24 May 2014, 15:27, closed)

Wise words albert, wise words.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:10, closed)

So shall I gaz the mods and ask them to check the IPs or will you?
Bluffing only really works when you're the brightest player in the game, pet. And you're not even the brightest stuffed toy on your bed.

And it's a bit late to delete the post that have it away, pudding.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:19, closed)

even after reading through this five times it still makes no sense
are you 11 or something?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:06, closed)

I think he's trying to say something along the lines of:
"Look at me, I'm here!"
(GonkHerder, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:19, closed)

...but it came out as fflluammfffththththaaeonnmphphphmmm

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:26, closed)

blanket party

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:34, closed)

I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer,
but everything about this hurts my brain.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:47, closed)

It reads easier in the voice of Vicki Pollard
still makes no sense though
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 23 May 2014, 20:10, closed)

the voice of a diddler
with his head up his own arse
( PooPants, Fri 23 May 2014, 22:41, closed)